like hi blog

oops i did it again no not marying my backup dancer and getting knockd up i strated anither fire!

so like it was so cold in school today that i didnt like want to standoutside in the ally and smok cause like i found a finger in the aley one time plus the boys are always thinking i am working the alley if you know what i mean

so me and mary alice went into the copy room to smoke and fuck you would not beleieve all of the flamable shit in there i am bi

hi blog like you would not guess like what happened to me yesterday...ok mabye you would because well im like that

so like my bitch mom finally ungrounded me for painting her christmas tree silver and after she threw it out she said she wouldnt buy anothere one so i called her a pagan whore and threatened to phone in her show and ask her 'deep qustions' about drapes and remodling so she finally gave in and bought a new chustmis tree

so like mary alice and i were watching screwge and like most of the poor people on the show could barely afford legs never mind a tree but there was one poor person who somehow managed to aford a tree and they decorated it with candles instead of light cause well they were poor.

so like mary alice and i thought we would be empowered and like take the poor sterotipe and make it a positive one so we put candles on our tree but fuck look what happened

like drer diaroy,

this year has like taken its toll on me like all those detentions so like to take my mind of this seasons must have worries i thought i would like go to a spa and have a german woman flog me bamboo and smear me with kelp or sea-scat or whatever that brown mud is made out of.

but like then i saw this picture of crotney getting her anus waxed and that looks like fun though like her i would need a pound of coke first and like i dont do coke i am hyper enogh i am bi

xxx sally

dear dieary,

so like I just got home from the worlds most suck ass party and I had to tell you about it becuase when it comes to vomiting in public llike i learned from the pros like from jersey.

so like this stupid boy from school was throwing a party cause his mom was arestid for drunk driving but whos mom hasn’t. so like momsy was in the slammer and dad was consoling her because the guys in jail thought she wass a tranny because of the cheekbones so like the stupid boy from schol was having a party like free liqor and some crap about top shelf but I didn’t see any so me and mary aloce went and like it was mostly like stupid boys that listened to fred dunst, you know the singer of limp bisckot and the sister of Kristen Dunst and like their music and films suck and that family should just like retire already for fuck sake.

so like there was this girl there from school and her name was kroeesha and she like thinks she black but like the realty is she's whiter than my ass and she really didn’t say anything to anyone except, mm hmm and like give shady looks pivert her head a LOT so I slipped her a ruphe and she finally passed out but like on the toilet so that meant noone else could pee and someone finally woke her and she ended up yacking so we left.

xxx sally