Sally Glass - America's Favorite Pregnant Preteen!

hi blog like you would not guess like what happened to me yesterday...ok mabye you would because well im like that

so like my bitch mom finally ungrounded me for painting her christmas tree silver and after she threw it out she said she wouldnt buy anothere one so i called her a pagan whore and threatened to phone in her show and ask her 'deep qustions' about drapes and remodling so she finally gave in and bought a new chustmis tree

so like mary alice and i were watching screwge and like most of the poor people on the show could barely afford legs never mind a tree but there was one poor person who somehow managed to aford a tree and they decorated it with candles instead of light cause well they were poor.

so like mary alice and i thought we would be empowered and like take the poor sterotipe and make it a positive one so we put candles on our tree but fuck look what happened