dear dieary,
so like I just got home from the worlds most suck ass party and I had to tell you about it becuase when it comes to vomiting in public llike i learned from the pros like from jersey.
so like this stupid boy from school was throwing a party cause his mom was arestid for drunk driving but whos mom hasn’t. so like momsy was in the slammer and dad was consoling her because the guys in jail thought she wass a tranny because of the cheekbones so like the stupid boy from schol was having a party like free liqor and some crap about top shelf but I didn’t see any so me and mary aloce went and like it was mostly like stupid boys that listened to fred dunst, you know the singer of limp bisckot and the sister of Kristen Dunst and like their music and films suck and that family should just like retire already for fuck sake.
so like there was this girl there from school and her name was kroeesha and she like thinks she black but like the realty is she's whiter than my ass and she really didn’t say anything to anyone except, mm hmm and like give shady looks pivert her head a LOT so I slipped her a ruphe and she finally passed out but like on the toilet so that meant noone else could pee and someone finally woke her and she ended up yacking so we left.
xxx sally
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