like dear blog,
like guess what! i have set up my own meth lab!
like the health teacher at school showed us one of those 'scare the kids' films about something called meth which i have never heard of but thanks to school i do now! i guess meth is this sassy drug that is the the first step in the three step
lindsee lohan fitniss for life program
step 1: smoke meth
step 2: barf in small bags and hide it in yur closet
step 3: blam eveything on your loser parents
looking refreshed!
i called my doctor and asked him if he could perscibe me this meth business but he hung up on me so off to the internexct i went and it turns out that like meth doesnt come from a doctir it comes from something called a meth lab and like you can make your very own meth lab at home, like sea monkeys!
so like i ordered my chemicils from the online and stolse lots of bekkers from skience class and set up my own lab see
Sally and Mary ALice make meth madness!
i am bi
xxx sally
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