like hi diarry,
today me and mary alice were in the park and like we were drinking magic punch wich is vodka and capri sun and like fell asleep cause like we had too much magic i think and like i woke up and felt something, no not myself, i felt like someting in my hair and it was a bird! i screamed and stuff and swattid at it but i only got it more tangled and stuff and i thought i was going to die and mary alice woke up and like started swinging a stick at me before it pecked my eyes out and that sucked cause she hit me in the face now i have a red mark and the pijun finally got away and like it took a hunk of hair for its stupid nest or something. i hate nature damn bird i am bi.
xxx Sally
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