Sally Glass - America's Favorite Pregnant Preteen!

like dear dirty,

is it really me you ask? well its like not jt leroy and who knows who that is like oh i do i have been on my blakberty all day surfing the web during my inhous detention and like it turns out the like my fav writter is fake.

un-sassy Savanah and Savanah after her glam makeover like for my iliterot readders like jt leroy is a 20 something year old guy who hides because he had a bitch mom that dragged him around the counrty when he was 12 and she beat him and so he dressed in drag and prostituted himself to the local truckirs who were into cross dressing 12 year oldboys. i guess theres a market for everything so like these kiddy hookers were known as lot lizards and they wore racoon penis bones around their neck and like hung out with shelly anna nickles cousin and like alot of them were bi too. im not making this shit up, read sarah.

so grown up jt wrote all these books about his gay sex sheninigans and jackalope and like he wouldnt talk to people so he hid in the closet cause he had aids and poor him his olny friends were ssassy shirley manson, carrie fisher and courtney love and like the only time this poor recluse would go out was like to swank partyies dressed in over sized liz claiborned clothing and get everything for free. like life sucks.

so it turns out the jt is a figment of some lady larua bush and like one of her husbands step kids named savanah knoop is the person in the wigs and sunglasses though we thought for sure it was jenna i am bi

xxx sally glass