like hi dear blog,
so like we are on day two of like making meth and like since like it takes along time to make it mary aloce made us a sassy mix mp3 of songs to make meth to and so heres wat were lisening to:
1. marilin manson - personal jesus
evin if it IS a song about a boy sung by another boy but like its ok cause poor jesus was doomed from the start i mean his mother was a liar his girlfriend was a whore...id end up on sticks too!
2. corntey love - life despite god
this song is sassy cause like crotney lives in the house where the red lights always on and we use only red lites in the met lab, weird huh.
3. alice and chains - dirt
like i know, i know, enough with the dumb boy music but like the singer had so much dope running threw his veins at any given time he could have turned the farmasutical industry on its head but hes dead know so thats like not likely to hapin.
4. beyork - where is the line
like we like beyork but her music is like to fucking distracting, i mean were mixing chemikils here people!!!
so like its not a lot of music but like thats ok cause we have a lot of work to do so like i am glad i paid attention in home eech class so like heres our resipee like we are going to send it to marthas cockbook when we are done too:
sally and marty aliceos recipe for meth:
sudafed (aisle 3)
iodine
liter fluid
old barette
piece of gum
so like the lady at the stupermarkiet wanted to know why we were cleaning them out of sudefed and i said like oh my moms sick and shes like well how sick is she?finally i was like look shes fucking sick so stop wasting my time miss fucking questchins! she rang us up and we went back to work. ia mab bi
xxx sally
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