like hi blog,
so like it looks like i have outdun my self this time. i was suspended again from shcool yesterday becaus of my sassy fetus perse and the facilty had a secret meeting about me and hauled me and my mother into school yesterday to "talk".
so like they said to my mom that i am "troubled" and that if i dont get my act together i will have to go to another school. my mom was like shocked and was like what did Sally do and they ran down the list:
smoking in the bathroom
fighting with other students
starting a fire in the copy room
stealing sciense equipmint to make a meth lab
telling everyone shes bi
dumping a pound of glitter into the forced air vent
faking orgasims in the library (whic was mary alice not me)
calling the gym teacher a fruit
calling the french teacher a freedom fighter
and like of course making a fetus into a purse
oh and they said i have to stop putting my leg up on my desk like courtiney. my mom wass like speachless and so now i am punished for indefinitly and like i have to come home right after scjol and that sucks. they told her that i had too much free time on my hands and like my odd behviour was most likely the sign of not having a creative outlet so i am now being forced to join the drama club at school.
i met some of the kids today and they seemed ok on the plus side alot of the boys are bi so they wont be messing with me so like our home work was to write a 10 minute long one person play and we have to perform it in 2 weeks. so my play is going to be called The Pashin of the Schiavo.
i am bi
xxx sally glass
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