drear diary,
like omg i am going to explode from cafeen cause like i am on a diet and like have not been eating because i gained two pounds since chistmas so like i am on a noneating binge and came up with motivashinal frases to help me be sassier.
Sallys Motivashonal Waitloss Frazes:
1. food is poison
2. god hates fat people
3. happiness is a feeding tube
4. more ribs meens more sass!
so like back to my shaking, like for breakfist i made espresoh and then i ran the espresho back threw the machine with more esprespo and like i am on some other planet but not sure which one. i can hardly peck my black verry. almost time for lunch wich will consit of water and aplle.
i am bi
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