Sally Glass - America's Favorite Pregnant Preteen!

dear blog, like happy new year!

so i knoe you are just dying to know what i did for new yeras eve after everyone left my bi makeout party.

so like after we were all done making out which was like 7 minutes because my sassy friends are sucky kissers we stole my moms car and decided to play demolishion derby because she has been such a pagan whore the past few months

so like me marry alice, stacey, lexus and niagra got into the car and like we were only a little drunk and like so we tryed to play demolishion derby with some dumb boy and like he didnt want to play and like look what happened!