like hi dear diare,

like i am sorry i have not been able to right all last week but like i got in so much trouble for pretending to be held captive as a sex slave. my mom took away my black bery and my helo kittty laptop so i coulnt wite anything at all.

i just boosted a new one form cirkit city so i will be writing more soon i am bi

xxx sally glass

like hi bloggir

so like we had an interesting day today that envolved our punk band, a sex dungin and my nemisiss nancey grace the drag queene on court tv.

so like since my mom aparintly hates creeativitee of any kind she hates music so much that i am not alowid to practice my band Dolls vOmit in the house anymore so me and marty Aloice took our guitars over to her house since she only lives with her funny uncle and hes nevir there anyway.

so like we are in the basement walking through the maze past the room where we had our sassy meth lab and like we were opening doors to find a practice room. the lassst time we were down there we found a room with weerd boy scout manikins so we didnt go into that room again. so like we opened the last door in the hall and there was this cage in there with a plastic lining and like we dont know why cause theres no dogs in the house and we started hearing thuping coming from somewhere so we figured mary alices uncle must be playing sex games down there so its probibly not the best place to practice an empowered grrrl puink band...or maybe it is who knos.

anyway the place smelled so we left our eqipmints in her bedroom and went back to my house and my mother had company over so llike we snuck into the coat room and took everyones blackbertyys out of their purses and sinked them to our computers and like now we have all of these nubers from people in the entertinmint business in new york INCLUDING the transexual host nancy Grace, my neimsiss.!

so like we stole a pone from my moms friends purse and called nancey and she answered and i was like NANCY GRACE!!! and she was Who is this??? I said I JUST FOUND AN UNDERAGE SEX DEN IN MY BESTFRIENDS HOUSE WHAT SHOULD I DO??? and she says whoo is this and where are you calling from and i said I CANT TALK ANYMORE THEY ARE COMING! and hung up. like we plan on doing this all night long and putting the phone back in my moms friends purse so they can tracce the call.

tell me i cant practice my music and wagins will be fixed! i am bi

xxx sally glass

like blog,

ester is right, time does go by so slowly. i have not written you in a few days so hold my hand heer we go!

SO my family took us to a weekend trip to new york because the SUV needid to be surre the polar caps melt ahead of skedule and plus my mom was invited to see a sneak peek at barefoot in the park with amanda peet. OMG i wish i was deaf! she didnt act he just screeched her lines like she was the barking lunch lady in school...MORE SLAW!

new york sucked ecksept for the fact that paris hilton called me 'retarded' in the elevatir of the W hotel, it like about time they had an all womin hotel.

so like in lame school today were all about tropical events and our fruity art teacher asked us to pick a soshil problem and find a solushion. so the obvious choice would be to like get those irakee woemen out of the jacko custumes and into somethigna little more romy and michellee but they were too busy burnig the fabric in pakistan so instead i drew this sassy picture of me solving the worlds isues i am like angilina jolee and she is bi too!

like dear bog,

i have to tell you home my sassy play The Pashion of The Schiavo went yestirday! so like as you can imagine all the teachers were shocked to see what i was doing becuause like for to weeks i was rehersing a pretend play about me being a friad of the wrapper snapper on the ice cream truck.

so like as plannid i made my entrince as the vrijin mary on a cloud that floated down from the sky except unplanned i slipped and fell off my cload and hit the stage like a truck but like i got up and pretendid that nothing hapined. so the hospital bed with terry mary alie gets weeled out and mary aloice did such a good job drueling on cue. i pranced around her telling her about me and jesus and heaven and all that business and that she was invited to join us. but she couldnt because her cruil family handcuffed her to the bed and so the husband had to cut her free and sassy terry mary aloice floted up to heaven with us the end.

so like eviryone claped cause they liked the play but the teacher s were ssuper pissed at me cause i didnt do the wrapper snapper and so i have to have yet another meeting with them and my pagan mother tomorrow and its not fair cause the dramam class was their idea i am bi

xxx sally G.

hi like dear blog,

so like i think i am like threw with my meth diet for now cause i was on the scale a litle while a go in the nurses office and she said that like a girl my age who is 5 fot 6 inchis tall should weight a lot more than 87 pounds...i said yah if shes fat!

so like tomorrow is the big day where i get to put on my one grrrl show for dramam class called the passhin of the schiavo like since nobody would belive that sassy me coold really be terry schivo i got mary alice to play her since they have a lot of the same fashil exprssions anyways.

so like i get to play the empowered virgin mary and i fall down from a cloud and have a chat with terry mary alice and tell her its ok if she wants to hang out with me and jesus in heaven even though her family wants to hold her lifeless, useless, broken body hostage down there on that smelly old hospital bed even despite the fact that they bring her a shiney balloon once in a while.

but like terry mary alice is powerles over the tubes and like to make matters worse her parents like handcuffed her to the hospital bed like courtney love on her birthday. so like i have to send down an angel in the form of terri marry alices husband and he takes over as the voice of reason on eerth. so while the parents are out buying terry mary alice a new lite brite, the husbaind pulls out giant sheers from behind his angel wings, cuts the feeding tube, picks the lock on the handcuffs and swoops off to heaven with terri mary alice where she regains her sassy 20 year old body. we like end sceen with terry mary alice, angle husband, and me as the sassy vigin mary all having a cosmo on a cloud.

now if thats not empowered i dont know what is! i am bi

xxx sally glass

like high blog,

ugh monday need i say more? like no.
So i was reading online that frebruary is national fetus month so i decided i was like going to draw me and the sassy fetus fairy for you each day this week.

i am bi

xxx sally glass

like hi blog,

here is the piccure i drew of me and mary alice, how sassy!

like dear bog,

i am so sicked like i got on the sckale today and i have lost 4 pounds in two days on my meth diet. how empowerid!

mary alice had to help her uncle move heavy suitcases out of his basement today so like i stayed home.

i am bi

xxx sally glass

by the way blog,

like i am so pissed cause like i went to gmail and i was going to get a new sassy email which wass going to be sallyglass@gmail.com but like some other sally gllass aleady toke it. what the f? i sent her an email telling her how disimpodered she is for stealing my name. i am bi

xxx sally glass

like hi blog

i am still in school and like i am on my blick berry and like some girl told me that they are going out of busines soon because of a lawsuit and a computer chip. ive never heard those words before.

so like my diyet is going good like i lost 5 pounds this week from our meth deit mary alices uncle doesnt notice the smell in his basement like its a maze down there and we almost had a fire yesterday but i threw my diet doctir pepper on it before it got too big. so what was i going to tell you i cant remembir...

oh! i did some sassy drawing today in schol of me and mary alice so as soon as i get home today i will post them so you can see how sassy we really are i am bi

xxx sally glasss

so blog,

like i know you are a smart blog so i dont have to tell you what a lame whore ashley simpson is right, no of course not. i mean is there anything good about a jessoca simpson hybrid?

like i was just watching TRL and like saw ashlee singing her love song and i swear i wanted to jump into the tv and attack her with my silver high heel shoe until all the blood flowed out of her talentless body. hate her. she has a new wig that looks like courtneys miss world wig and she thinks that just because she wears unlaced combat boots that she is punk? when does it stop. so like i went online to send her some hate email threw her web site and after checking out her site i have to say i hate her even more if thats posible heres like why

so like i know what your thinking like sally that was the best tour ever. i know, i am bi

xxx sally glass