like dear bog,
i have to tell you home my sassy play The Pashion of The Schiavo went yestirday! so like as you can imagine all the teachers were shocked to see what i was doing becuause like for to weeks i was rehersing a pretend play about me being a friad of the wrapper snapper on the ice cream truck.
so like as plannid i made my entrince as the vrijin mary on a cloud that floated down from the sky except unplanned i slipped and fell off my cload and hit the stage like a truck but like i got up and pretendid that nothing hapined. so the hospital bed with terry mary alie gets weeled out and mary aloice did such a good job drueling on cue. i pranced around her telling her about me and jesus and heaven and all that business and that she was invited to join us. but she couldnt because her cruil family handcuffed her to the bed and so the husband had to cut her free and sassy terry mary aloice floted up to heaven with us the end.
so like eviryone claped cause they liked the play but the teacher s were ssuper pissed at me cause i didnt do the wrapper snapper and so i have to have yet another meeting with them and my pagan mother tomorrow and its not fair cause the dramam class was their idea i am bi
xxx sally G.
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