so blog,
like i know you are a smart blog so i dont have to tell you what a lame whore ashley simpson is right, no of course not. i mean is there anything good about a jessoca simpson hybrid?
like i was just watching TRL and like saw ashlee singing her love song and i swear i wanted to jump into the tv and attack her with my silver high heel shoe until all the blood flowed out of her talentless body. hate her. she has a new wig that looks like courtneys miss world wig and she thinks that just because she wears unlaced combat boots that she is punk? when does it stop. so like i went online to send her some hate email threw her web site and after checking out her site i have to say i hate her even more if thats posible heres like why
like oooh! ashlee simpson welcoms you to her web site. no, thats not an old beaten whore, thats really her. at first like i thought she was peeking threw a charred log but ssomeone must have told her how cool she looks modling methadone chic!
"like what up yall, dont i look like macualy culkin in drag?! the next time i am on SNL fucking up my own material that i wrote strait from the heart and cant remember the words like i'll call you on my phone and like you can text the lyrics to me!"
"like want to know what new with me? read the news section...well like nothing is new about me but my recrd company is using my web site to promote some other band that like i have absolutly nothing to with. im so cool it hurts!"
"zzzzzz...oh sorry, like i fell asleep giving you a tour of my web site, its like
that exciting! so like i must have put out another album cuz here it is and like more importinitly check out my new look, i have this madona updo with courty love make up and an avril tie...i cant fukcin lose! i mean their all cool so i must be too right?"
"since like my music is so forgetable i have to get your attenshin somehow so i'll just die my hair a lot. ya! like so what if ill need a wig by the time im thirty."
"like ok all you silly bitchis in case you cant get enoug of me on trl you can downlod my body parts to yr online chat and hang my dumbass face on your wall, like perfect for projectile vomiting!"
so like i know what your thinking like sally that was the best tour ever. i know, i am bi
xxx sally glass
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