Sally Glass - America's Favorite Pregnant Preteen!

like hi bloggir

so like we had an interesting day today that envolved our punk band, a sex dungin and my nemisiss nancey grace the drag queene on court tv.

so like since my mom aparintly hates creeativitee of any kind she hates music so much that i am not alowid to practice my band Dolls vOmit in the house anymore so me and marty Aloice took our guitars over to her house since she only lives with her funny uncle and hes nevir there anyway.

so like we are in the basement walking through the maze past the room where we had our sassy meth lab and like we were opening doors to find a practice room. the lassst time we were down there we found a room with weerd boy scout manikins so we didnt go into that room again. so like we opened the last door in the hall and there was this cage in there with a plastic lining and like we dont know why cause theres no dogs in the house and we started hearing thuping coming from somewhere so we figured mary alices uncle must be playing sex games down there so its probibly not the best place to practice an empowered grrrl puink band...or maybe it is who knos.

anyway the place smelled so we left our eqipmints in her bedroom and went back to my house and my mother had company over so llike we snuck into the coat room and took everyones blackbertyys out of their purses and sinked them to our computers and like now we have all of these nubers from people in the entertinmint business in new york INCLUDING the transexual host nancy Grace, my neimsiss.!

so like we stole a pone from my moms friends purse and called nancey and she answered and i was like NANCY GRACE!!! and she was Who is this??? I said I JUST FOUND AN UNDERAGE SEX DEN IN MY BESTFRIENDS HOUSE WHAT SHOULD I DO??? and she says whoo is this and where are you calling from and i said I CANT TALK ANYMORE THEY ARE COMING! and hung up. like we plan on doing this all night long and putting the phone back in my moms friends purse so they can tracce the call.

tell me i cant practice my music and wagins will be fixed! i am bi

xxx sally glass