hi like dear blog,
so like i think i am like threw with my meth diet for now cause i was on the scale a litle while a go in the nurses office and she said that like a girl my age who is 5 fot 6 inchis tall should weight a lot more than 87 pounds...i said yah if shes fat!
so like tomorrow is the big day where i get to put on my one grrrl show for dramam class called the passhin of the schiavo like since nobody would belive that sassy me coold really be terry schivo i got mary alice to play her since they have a lot of the same fashil exprssions anyways.
so like i get to play the empowered virgin mary and i fall down from a cloud and have a chat with terry mary alice and tell her its ok if she wants to hang out with me and jesus in heaven even though her family wants to hold her lifeless, useless, broken body hostage down there on that smelly old hospital bed even despite the fact that they bring her a shiney balloon once in a while.
but like terry mary alice is powerles over the tubes and like to make matters worse her parents like handcuffed her to the hospital bed like courtney love on her birthday. so like i have to send down an angel in the form of terri marry alices husband and he takes over as the voice of reason on eerth. so while the parents are out buying terry mary alice a new lite brite, the husbaind pulls out giant sheers from behind his angel wings, cuts the feeding tube, picks the lock on the handcuffs and swoops off to heaven with terri mary alice where she regains her sassy 20 year old body. we like end sceen with terry mary alice, angle husband, and me as the sassy vigin mary all having a cosmo on a cloud.
now if thats not empowered i dont know what is! i am bi
xxx sally glass
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