hi logg,

so like me and mary alice had an oSscar party last night and it sucked because the osscrs sucked even though they had jon stewirt hosting and we think he is bi too becaus e he is too smart and too funny to be just straight. everyone knows theres no such thing.

so like the dresses sucked though Donna Teller Versachee did a great job at warping Slema Hayakcs giant boob oh and what was up with Charline Heron? Is she taking over Sharin Stones roll in Casino 2? Who wears 70s gangster moll hair dos anymore??? And what purpose did that huge lame bow serve and like she kept TALKING to it all night long! weirdo.

so like the presenters totallt sucked with the exception of Courtney Love's drunken schpeel until we realized that Crotney was really Lauren Bacall but she was sassy anyway cause she is 110 and STILL rockin the Goose. we will have to add her to our Bitches That Rock list even though she doesnt have a punk band but she should!

so we were SUPER pissed that baReback Mountain did not win best picture but stupid hatefest Crash did. And like everyone knows the only reason it won was because Doprah had the whole cast on her show for an hour long ass kiss fest and she kissed their asses so hard she ended up rimming them. hate her. if her ego gets anymore inflated shees soing to start looking like a fucking bobbil head doll.

we need to find a cool awards show to watch, something with stripers, sassy music and the REAL Crotney Love!

i am bi

xxx sally glass

like hi dear blog,

i am finally back online like my mom took away my heloo kitty laptop because of my nancsee grace stunt so like i finally bought a new one but she wont get the bill till next moth so here we go.

so like after i called nace grace and told her i was in a sex cult they like traced the call back to my moms friends fone and my mom who is real good at putting together 1 + 1 figured it ws me and turned me into the cops. they were rough with me even thought my mom is a fake celeb and tried to pull that whole scared straight crap with me but i just kept doing my courtney love routine and rolled my eyes, smoked an aspirin, took a nap, read entertianmint weekly and hissed at the other cops and asked them if kate Moss was around because I was start to jonze. none of this they found funny in fact i annoyed them so much they called my mom and told them to come collect me so i am home again.

so on top of all this mary aloce came over to cheer me up and we watched this david la chaiple flik she got from netfix called RIZE which is all about this sassy new breakdancicing jive dance yo called krumping so like me and mary alice decided we would KRUmp like Esther's new video SORRY and like unfortunliy i clocked mary Alice in the mouth with my shoe and her mouth startid filling up with blood and she lost a tooth.

no more krumpers jumping on the bed!

i am bi

xxx sally glass