like hi dear blog,
i am finally back online like my mom took away my heloo kitty laptop because of my nancsee grace stunt so like i finally bought a new one but she wont get the bill till next moth so here we go.
so like after i called nace grace and told her i was in a sex cult they like traced the call back to my moms friends fone and my mom who is real good at putting together 1 + 1 figured it ws me and turned me into the cops. they were rough with me even thought my mom is a fake celeb and tried to pull that whole scared straight crap with me but i just kept doing my courtney love routine and rolled my eyes, smoked an aspirin, took a nap, read entertianmint weekly and hissed at the other cops and asked them if kate Moss was around because I was start to jonze. none of this they found funny in fact i annoyed them so much they called my mom and told them to come collect me so i am home again.
so on top of all this mary aloce came over to cheer me up and we watched this david la chaiple flik she got from netfix called RIZE which is all about this sassy new breakdancicing jive dance yo called krumping so like me and mary alice decided we would KRUmp like Esther's new video SORRY and like unfortunliy i clocked mary Alice in the mouth with my shoe and her mouth startid filling up with blood and she lost a tooth.
no more krumpers jumping on the bed!
i am bi
xxx sally glass
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