hi thre blog,

like i was watching empowered brittney speers last night on tv being intervieewed by that balding good morning man and like she is the new crotney love like she is puffy, has bad bleached hair, chunks of mascarra falling off her eyes, crys a lot on tv, weers babydoll dreses and takes horrible care of her baby. how sassy!

its too bad she like keeps getting knockd up by that highschool janiter.

i am bi

like hii there blog

so blog i dont know if you noticed but there is a weird alt rock industrial movememnt going on that is totally run by young fruity liza lovin queens and its called A Fruity Insurgense or AFI for short. like mary alice brought me some magazeenes today that she stole from barns and nobils these music magazines are full of them!

like the cult of AFI was started by head spookstress called Davey hAvok and like he is the king/queen bee and you can tell cause he looks like liza mineli. he has an interveew in roling stone and he says he never drinks. maybe not alchohol but the bitch is swiggin something hes like super haggard for "30" (sarchasim requires punctuashin). so king/queen bee has a head like prisila queen of the desert and a bloated gas station attandent type body with lots of bad tattoos. then i realised its all making sense!

good charlet! the inseschoous benji and... the other one... who are always making faces like they just shit their dypers, THEY have prisilla head too, AND they have LOTS of bad tatoos AND they dress like 16 yearolds even though they are "30" too!

then there is the roatating bunch of fruits known as marilyn manson and aparently marilyns house is the house for waywird musicians cause every new video there like new band members and they are all part of the AFI cult too! prisilla head, bloated bodies and bad tattoos...and there "30"!!!

like all of these guys are so in the closit and you KNOW they really want to sing i am what i am but like their drinking buddies would kick their ass so they are like, ok, how can i be true to myself and NOT get an ass kicking oh ill wear makeup but only black makeup and like start a cult where jesus and mary are elton and liza and i can recrute other fruits into the cult by way of bad tattoos and non age appropreeate fashin until the day comes where we have enuff members we can all come out of the AFI closet at once and give middle america a colective heart atack!

nevermind all this 666 business the mark of the beast is 30!

i am bi

xxx

sally glass

Like hi ther deer blog,

So like i got the sassiest complimint from one of my lame teachirs today like Mary Alice was picking up my stuff from schol and like when she got to the hall she dropid everything cause she thought she saw a french fry and like Mary Aloce overherd the teacher say to the otherone that 'sally glass is a jeanyus trapd in an idyots body' like how empowered!

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sally glass

Hiblog,

like so i desidid that like im am gong to spend the daytoday downlodeing music online and like before you like get on your hi horsse about how its bad and you are stealing money from the artists let me say like that like the its the record compinys fault because they have comodifyed music so much by making it esily availabile on your cell phone, your plam plot, your mp3 player, your microwave that people dont apreciate the value anymore its like what does sally want for lunch, hmm a veggie burger oh and give me some gwen stefanni with my order, i mean missing persons, i mean i cant tell them apart like the name brand kechip and the store brand ketchip. it's all sodium anyway.

so like i just donsloded esther's Immaculit Box because its so retro and like i just realised i was a fetus when it came out but like its sassy even if it is so old and like the sassiest song on the is Voge and esther is like it doesn't matter if youre a sassy tranny hooker or a jersey girl because on the dancefloor you can be both, like mariah carey.

xxx i am bi
sally glass

Like Hi Deaer Driary!

Like I just saw the sassy new video by the Dixie Chocks and like it was directed by Sophie Mueller who did Hole's Miss World video. I read on Wikipikipedia that when SM isn't making cool videos for empowered womein she sells her own line of Elbow Macaroni like I saw it in the store and bought some and you know it wasn't that bad!

Country Music sucks because, well, its made by peeople who live in the country and like what could you possibly have to sing about when you milk goats and pluck chicksins for a living??? But the DCs are cool because they went on tour and said how embraced they were by the fraternity President because of the mess he created in I-Raq. Then they got death threats and hate mail and like I don't understand why I meen the presidnet is a military doging coke head who started a real war with fake reasons I meen, write HIM hate mail but like that gets back to my point about how people who live in the country are all stupid because what can you learn from a chicken and a pig???

And like the Dixies Chicks are more empowered than Madonna because Madonna made a sassy video for American Wife and in it she threw handgrenades at Bush while he frenched Saddaam Hhuusseeiinn but then Madonna saw what happened to DC and like changed her video to this lame version where she dressid up like marlenea Deittricht for the 4,391st time and brooded in front of 101 wavey flags. zzz I liked Madonna better when she was stradling burning crosses and making out with black Jesus.

xxx

Sally Glass

Deer blg,

Like tv isnt much better on the weekends like I was just waching this Queer eye for strate Guys and like what a lame show! like who finds them cool anyway, old womin? they have more estrojin than ME!

like their message is that good fruits make strate people look good, make strate people have good conversaions, make strate people have nice homes, so straihgt people can get married and have nice strate lives blah blah blah but at the end of the day strate people dont want the frutes getting married or having the nice lives they give others. excuse you rude!

On the other hand these Queer Eyes are toalily selling out gay people like they have done to gay people what Pariss and Nicole have done to young grrrlz

xxx

sally glass

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like hi de blog,

liike more pain meds and more tv

and like i just saw the grossest commeshill for apple fridays that lame chane restrint and like these dorks are singing mack the knife while showing extremee close ups of cuts of beef and chickin... now am like i the onlyone who thinks that a song about prostitoots being hacked up should not be sung with rare meat visuils???

whats wrong with poeple?

xxxiambi
sally glasss

oh like full time hater of all pat roberstson just had his jet crash. guess god hates him too i am bi

sally glass

like dera blog,

like i was watching the view beofre and i dont know how anyone can sit and watch those henny pennys cluck for an hour, ouch. the only reasson i wachd was jeff corwin the frisky beast handler was on and he had all these cute animils with him and like merideath veeaira and joy bayhart were talking to them and joy bayhart is a trainwreck shes like every jewish sterotype rolled into one then exagerated on live tv. like she was afriad of every animnl jeff brought out like why be on the air if all you are going to contibute is "ewww"...

at least star jones wasnt there shed probably slit the little critters stomach and try them on and start name dropping zoos for free animals she such a booger. i am bi

xxx sally glass

like dear bloog i love pain medickashin

like tv is really weird like i have not watched it in so long because up until i broke this stupid leg i had a sassy life like there is so much crap on tv like dont even tell me that juge joe brown and the poples court jug are real juges oh and someone needs to tell her shes a 50 year old white woman and to stop swiveling her neck and over using the wrd sister like shes a fuckng footlocker employe.

but i did see this sassy show on empty vee abut this lesbien couple one is ashely a failed folk singer and she married her girlfriend and live in a mobile home with their mother and its very emporwded to have a grrrl show like that on tv. i am bi

sally

ok so like i must be in a transe or something cause i just got done watching some anderson cooper story on cnn about like girls in the south donating threre kidenys so they would be taken searously in beuty pajints and like they were called the 'kidney qeens' like what the fuck is like the south coming too dont they have enuff to worry about with this coming hurikane season that will kill everyone below the masin dixkin? i am bi

xx

sally glass

like blog i have to go to bed cause i cant deal with thi shit anymore

like dirie

thank god i hav a brokin leg cause if i could walk id thrown myself out the window by now like mary aloice meens well but shes like so hopeless

so like since i am in bed for the rest of mylife cause i fell off the esther disko cross i told her to like get me some movies from bloackbeast so i could have some sassy features to watch during the day when i am all alone so like she runs intoday and drops the bag of movies on the floor and takes off cause she had to pace the block again for her new diet so like my pagan mother gives me the bag and i start going throew it...patch adams, ghost dad, feeld of dreems, steel bagonians..what the fuck? like i cant watch this shit. i think i need to start a new blog about the many reasons robert williams should be drawn and qwartered i cant stand him. uuugh

so like i think the smart thing to do will be to go on netflix and pick my own damn movies...like i dont have enough to do already like my mom keeps making me eat like 4 times a day and i am going to get fat if i keep that shit up so i have develiped good aim pitching the shit out the window...thank god the landscraper speeka no english i am bi

xxx sally glass