Like Hi Deaer Driary!
Like I just saw the sassy new video by the Dixie Chocks and like it was directed by Sophie Mueller who did Hole's Miss World video. I read on Wikipikipedia that when SM isn't making cool videos for empowered womein she sells her own line of Elbow Macaroni like I saw it in the store and bought some and you know it wasn't that bad!
Country Music sucks because, well, its made by peeople who live in the country and like what could you possibly have to sing about when you milk goats and pluck chicksins for a living??? But the DCs are cool because they went on tour and said how embraced they were by the fraternity President because of the mess he created in I-Raq. Then they got death threats and hate mail and like I don't understand why I meen the presidnet is a military doging coke head who started a real war with fake reasons I meen, write HIM hate mail but like that gets back to my point about how people who live in the country are all stupid because what can you learn from a chicken and a pig???
And like the Dixies Chicks are more empowered than Madonna because Madonna made a sassy video for American Wife and in it she threw handgrenades at Bush while he frenched Saddaam Hhuusseeiinn but then Madonna saw what happened to DC and like changed her video to this lame version where she dressid up like marlenea Deittricht for the 4,391st time and brooded in front of 101 wavey flags. zzz I liked Madonna better when she was stradling burning crosses and making out with black Jesus.
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Sally Glass
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