like der blog,

like why didnt i think of this before !when my leg is al better i need to get kidnapped so i can go on nacy graces sshow so i can fuck with her like elizabeth smart! like i read online that exliabith got kidnapped on porpus so she could go on nancys show and throw her shade like how empowered! i am bi so wache:

xxx sally glass

hi bloggg,

so like i found some old pain pills my doctir gave me stashed away in my hello kitty perse so i took a bunch yestirday afternoon and slept until like 5 this morning and like i feel relly good now!

like i finally got a chanse to watch the new epasodes of the simple life that i have been teevohohing and like this new seesin totally sucks. like i guess paris and nicole arent friends anymore because paris is a cokewhore and like nicole has had some ireversable stomach stapling surjiry so nicole cant gain weight and has to work at a nutrishinist so like she cant party with paris so paris dumped her. just as well beecause all paris does is get drunk with her boyfriend who looks like a bloated floating corpse and they call linsee lohan 'fire crotch' on TV...nicol...your not missing much.

so since the bitches arent friends they have to film all their scenes sepritely and like it s not as funny plus the whole thing has become a formyula like you know paris is going to look bored and like nicole blurts out something about handjobs and tinkerboots ran away i think...lucky her.

so now i need a new fav show to watch. i try to wach cnn sometimes so i can know what shit is going down around the world but the news people are all so fat and ugly.

i ma bi

xxx sally glass

Like der blog,

like i just saw a comershil with Edie Vedder i think he was promoting his new keewee album and like he was in a resteront and he was ordering a roasst duck with mango salsa but like most pf SNLs skits...i dont get the joke. after all these years of being a dustbunny hes a metro sexual now???

iam bi

xxx sally glass