Hi Blog,

I have had disempowering writters cramp the passt few days so like thats why i havenit given you the time of day.

You know what? i dont think i like queen latifa. Sure she hawks her maybaleen makeup and tries to make us think that like being obese, oh sorry, 'large and in charge' is healthy and she pretends shes a positive rollmodel but then she fucking is always getting arested for driving while stoned or drunk and selling all that shitty dominos pizza. i mean cheese filled crust, cina-balls with dipping sauce, meet lovers pizza and now pizza with lasagne topping???

Why doesnt she just come out and say, "young bitchis, spend all your money on the shitty food i sell and whatever money you have left over, go buy diet pills and Covergrrrl and attempt live up to my fake, magazine cover, airbrushed fat ass image!"

It's no wonder Allopeesha can't get out of the ghetto...she's broke from buying circus food!

i am bi...and fucking skinny because i dont eat shit

xxx sally

The blonde al queda is at it again!

I was watching sassy Sandra Bernhard on the View and not only did creepy Star Jones give her shit for making fun of Pariah Carey going nuts but like then Sandra said she thinks laura Bush is medicated and BAM! The blonde religious extreemest is off an running! She like launches into another one of her monologues about the sacred fetus and preshis life and blah blah blah.

Like the idea of the view is sassy, like get a semi retired hen, a nubian lizard, a yenta from Queens and a blonde religous extreemist together to talk about like world stuff so people can understand different points of view but like all that goes down the tubes when the jihadist loses all self control and like jams her narrow minded christin beleefs down your throat until she turns bright red and like every vein in her neck is throbbing and she finally passes out... feathers everywhere!!! Shes the fetus that Bill O'Reilly SHOULD have terminatid!

Seriously blog just wait because Elisabeth Hasselbeck is one "Plan B" conversation away from making a martyrdom tape!

hey blog

How many animles can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?

One ass, two calves and a beaver!

xxx sally glass

Hi Blog

I am super pissd today beciause I have been looking for my jump drive for days beccause i keep all my Courtney pics on there and I have like about 3000 sassy hole pics now and like anyway so i go into my bathroom this morning and i find my little hard drive in the trassh and i am like what the f!?!?! so like i call mary alice and i tell herabout it and she was like oh i thought it was a pregnincy test. i was like you PEED on it? NAASTY! so now i have to get a new one.

so like i cant figure out if i want the hello kitty, the weird booger beasts or the one that dispensis cheep candies...desishins desishins.

xxx

I see a theeme in my sassy all grrrl review ... like all the stong grrrls are short!

Pink or P!nk is from PA like me and she had a bad childhood cause her parints devorcid when she was sevin and she started doing drugs as a teen but its not as bad as having a passsive aggrisive E-list faux celebrity news anchor mom and a metrosexshuil father thats never around but like whose keeping track right? Then Pink fell in with like the wrong crowd until a tranny hooker hooker on cocaine that used to be a doctor told her to make music and she formed her first band!

Pink P!nk has four albims out and is already making a greatist hits albim this year and im not quite shure why becuase she has only had two songs to be on the top 20.

Pink is so cool that most music people dont know what to do with her and you can tell because her subjict matter and sound are constinatly changing. Today is bashing the Bush, yesterday she was singing the Bally's total Fitnis theme song, and last week god was a DJ who ripped off Miss Guy's look! Who is pink??? She like a spinx enigma!

like i tried to solve the riddle of the Pink and so I sent her my theesis paper and like I wrote her so many times that her people finilly callid me and by people i mean police and said that my bad spelling made her dizzy and right after she made her Stupid Girl video hmmm like i will take that as a complimint. see im a fool and a muze and im bi!

xoxo

Sally Glass

Like not all empowered grrrlz are like dirty unshaved beasts like some are super sassy lipstick bitches like Missing Persons. Missing Persons is a new wave band from old times, the early 80s and they are cool even though they are old. Like the singer Dale Bosnia is cool because she is really skinny and pretty and like men do what she says because she is so thin and pretty.

Something happinined and they broke up but that didnt stop Dale from making more music like she startid a new raygay band called No Doubt and my favrite song is Just A Girl and ...I cant remember the other one. Oh wait! yes I do its the song Its My Life and fruity David Chapelle made the video and it is cool because Dale is looking better than ever and she kills off all the boys in the band so she can start a new career as a japenese import.

xxx

Sally Glass

Unless you are like living under the roc or something you already knowe that Hole is our favorit band and Crotney Love is our idol. Like Courtny is empowered because she lives her life on her own terms and like most grrrlz look up to her because she speaks her mind but like the truth is she just has a big uncontrolable mouth. Courtney has been making music for like 15 years but only has put out four albims like Pretty on the Inside, Live through This, Celebocity Skin and like her solo albim Americas Sweetheart.

In the begining Crotney was part of the riot grrrl movement but she wouldnt play nice to the movement kicked her out. Then she called Kathleen hannah from Bakini Kill a ratface and they got into a wwf style smack down. But after her summer of peril in 2004 where she ran around new york hitting people in the head and bumbing cigaretes outside her loft crourtny has scared away all the grrrlz so she can finally make a new albim but until then these are the favorite courtney albuims i listened to this summer.

like if someone recordered the texas chainsaw massacer killings it would sound like Pretty on the inSide. like courtney sings about being a teenage whore, having sickle cell aneemeeya and washing her half baked fetus down the sink drain. its like more hard core than Slayer or any of that Yeah Yeah No's crap. Most people dont know but POTI sold way more copies than Nivanos first albim Bleach. Ha ha!

Courtney makes her breakthrew albim and what happins...poor kurt had to go and pop one in his head like thats so meen to ruin her mainstreem debute! LTT is courtneys way of showing how many referensis to milk you can squueze into one albim consiting only of three chords. Most people think that poor dead Kurt with no head wrote this album but he didnt because he didnt have any spare time becuase he was always shooting up and we all know that like super selfabsorbed people like him who constantly complain about their bad childhood dont have time to give to others!

This album sucked! Courtney must have fallin off her garbage truck hit her head and woke up thinking she was Stveie Nicks! Her guitar which normilly sounds really sassy sounded flat and every 5 seconds there was a harpsicord coming out of nowhere while she sang about galiping horses! Horsis??? Though there was an empowered song where she yellid at dead Kurt for almost ruining her career. Stupid boy!

This is the sassiest albim ever put on cd! Cortney ditched her horses, her enchantmint and even her band and put out her first solo albim. AS is like a diary of Crotneys life for two years...lots of cocaine and bad relashionships. Sunset Strip is like the sassyest song of all because she sounds like neely o'hara from Valley of The Dolls. Lynda Perry the wife of Journey helpid Courtney make this album and it is the best albim ever if she spent most of her time promoting it from jail.

Hi blog

You will never beleeve this but there is some other Sally Glass out there pretending to be a moron!!! like I just found her page on myspace and to make mattirs worse...she is from texas! Texas!?!?! the portal to hell where Gorge Bush and his priss wife Laura are from and you know I would almost not hate Laura but how can you have any respect at all for a woman who sucks GWB's dick. how do you like THAT visual??? Blech!!!

So this other Sally Glass, from the hell portal, looks like shes a Rigot Grrrl too because she has dirty blue hair and wheres clunky shoes like people with polio! I am not happy about this at ALL! Look!

Fake Sally Glass

REAL Sally Glass

Thankfully she cant steal my domain name. hahahaha pagan!

What a world! What a world i am bi

xxx

REAL Sally Glass

Like Hi Blog,

Since like the summer is almost over like I desidid to review my favorite Rigot Grrrl albums that I listened too all summer long while I was holed up with my broken leg and lots magic pills.

So like my favorite albim is like an old one but old music is good because Linsee Lohan Sara Michele Duff we'rent making records then, musicians did. Bikine Kill is the most empowered riot grrrrl band and like they were the ones who startid the whole movement in seatile way back in 1990. Bikinie Kill was started by Kathleen Hannah, Kathi Wilcox and Tovi Vail who was also in Romey and Micehels Highschool Reunion and they took the name from a fanzine by the same name Bikini Kill.

They made empowered music on their own terms like they didnt play their instumints to boys standards so they kinda sucked but like in a good way like Sonic Youth. They dressed like Rhoda in The Bad Seed and like wrote 'victom' and 'whore' on their arms in lipstick but it was ok because most of the guys who went to their shows were fruits anyway so they could ask for it without worrying about actualy getting it.

My favorite Bakine Kill albim is: Bikine Kill: The C.D. Version of the First Two Records and it is sassy. The best song on the whole album is called Carnival and like Kathleen Hannah sings about the young grrrlz from small towns who have nothing better to do so they go to the carnival to try and win a Motley Crue mirror but like they get molested by the carnees who make them smoke dubbies. Its a sad song but its OK cause it only lasts like a minute and 54 seconds or something. Rebel Grrrl is another sassy song like the drumbs sound like a metal garbage can falling down a flight of stairs and Kathlien Hannah is stalking a sassy grrrl and wants to try on her clothes and take her to the prom. Very sassy!

But like the band broke up because Kathleens father Jack said he was embarissed by her and they if she didnt stop playing in her punk grrrl band he would have to stop doing his animal shows which brought joy into the homes of millions of americans. To make matters worse like Courtney Love punched Kathleen in the face because Kathleen said Francis Bacon was in the closet shooting up and Courtney called Kathleen rat face and punched her so hard she had to move to france where she has been undergoing fashil reconstruction for a while. Sad. Sad.

But Like Bikini Kill: The C.D. Version of the First Two Records is a sassy album so please go out and by it they are bi like me.

xxx

Sally Glass

Dear bLog,

Thankfuly like Mary Alice is going to live! After they wiped the blood and mustard and feathirs off her she like only had a few scratchis and like so none of the puffins that attacked her at the zoo had to be put to sleep.

So today we went to the mall to look for clothse for school which starts in like a few weeks and that sucks. We hated everything we saw because like apparently Madison Avenue wants all grrrlz to looke like fake whores, or Ashely Simpson, same diffrence. So we decided that we were going to go to the store that sells catolic grrrl school youniforms and like hack them up cause like thats what Courtney would do.

As if our trip to tha mall wasnt enough of a failyure like we ran into Rachel this bitche from school we hate and she started making fun of the fact that one of my legs is whiter than the other from that damn cast. like she should talk about fucked up skin tone she tans so much she looks like a rotisiree chiken so Rachel was like, oh sally like nice leg I bet the corps you stole it from misses it and I was like, oh Rachel nice tan I didn’t know you were a day laborer! she got pissed and like tried to attack me but I slapped her in the face with my saltid pretzel and me and mary alice took off running and laughing. Rachel is such a whore and like I hate her even more knowing that she shops at Claires Acesories.

xoxo

Sally Glass

oh god blog!

like I just saw on the news that they caught some fey creep who like claimes he killed sassy JonBenay by accident which means my helmit head plastic face nemisiss nancy grace is going to be spun like a top by the end of the week.

They keep showing sassy JB on the news in all that old beuty pajint footage where she is prancing around to that Van Halen song about the hot teacher and she is so empowered because like no man is making her dance like a show grrrl she dances like that on her own terms. like its so sad to think that like some gay man killed her espeshilly since like i thought the fruitopians were on our side????!!!! i guess riot grrrlz arent safe from anyone anymore.

But back to stupid Nancy Grace. She is going to be angrier than tori spelling finding out her mom cut her out of her inhgeritance! Now like not only does Nancy Disgrace get to talk about JB again for weeks at a time on her self indujent Court TV show but she also gets to talk about bangcock tieland which is the kiddie porn capiltal of the world! And knowing nancy grace, i bet she'll find a way to blame the whole thing on jacko while re-victomizing Elizabeth Smart.

if there WAS such a thing as justice someone would tie up Nancy Disgrace and drag her out to the woods where the only sound she could hear was that horriblely affectid tone of voice she hass! but then the poor woodland animals would have to put up with her like i can here her now...'those poor, poor, animals....victimized by the changing of the seesons, how unjust it is...for those tiny, tiny chipmunks to have to hide in a hole for 6 months to escape the wrath of muther nachire...' shut up already nancy!

like poor Pasty Ramses probably threw in the towil because she couldnt stand peeople like nancy grace making a career out of her dead daughtir and othir victimized people.

sally glass

Hi blig,

After being atackid by the Puffins at the zoo I think Mary Alice is going to live after all. Like she was deepressed because she gained weighht after 3 weeks on the Kirstie Alley diet and was beging to look more like a before than an after so her parents took her to the zoo to cheer her up. She was trying to feed her hotdog bun to the Puffins and like she got too close and fell into there pen and like the Puffins swarmed her for the roll and by the time the xoo keeper got her out she was covered in mustard and feathers and blood. I mean like I couldin't make this shit up if I tried.

Like I was going to say yesterday I finilly got the cast takin off my gimpy leg and like now my fixed leg is whiter than the other and like I didn’t think that was possible because I don’t go in the sun because the sun is mother nachirs death ray! So I think I have to go to cvs-reade and get some tan in a tube and put it on my new leg and wash it off quick and see what happins either that or wear cordiroys for the rest of the summer I am bi.

like bllog,

i was going to spenmd my day righting about how sassy it is to finally have my plaster peg leg removed but like i have to go to the hospictiple to see mary alice cause she went to the zoo today and was vishisly attackid by puffins. what the f?

i am bi

xxx

sally glass

Deer Blog,

Like Mary Alice found a video of Orphans by Teenage Jesus and the Jerks aka Lydia Lunch on boobtube and like its so scary she has more problims than christ on good friday and all men think theyre christ!

Yikes shes bat shit!

xxx

Sally Glass

like hi bloog,

Have you noticed that like the NAsonex bee went from speaking french to speeking spanglish? like im am so confused and who taught him to speek in the first place?

like FYI blog

Since i am FYNALLY geting my cast taken off tomorow i drew this sassy photo renactmint of my esther disco cross that i made you know the cross i fell off of and startid all this brokin leg businis.

of cours i am not as empowred as esther because the stupid pope hasnt kicked me out of catholosissm yet and like i dont know why, like im 15 im pregnint i smoke and i have been on a meth diet to lose weight like what else do i need to do??? obveeously finagling liitle boys doesnt get you kicked out of church like they give promotions for that! so like im clueless...maybee i need stigmata...i am bi

xxx

sally glass

Deear Diargy,

Some lame Rigot Grrrl just sent me a nasty myspcace mail saying that just because im pregnint and blonde that doesnt make me a feminist...like what the f' does that meen??? So i told her she was satan's whore and told her to make some REEL frends not like 1,459 fake "frends".

So like after that nonsince i started seeing these grosse ads on myspace! Like i guess if you say you are bi in your profile myspace must think that your some sort of nymphomaniac screw machine so you must WANT to be inundayted with dirty ads like these:

Like isnt that little boy a little to young to be dating??? Are like nambla and alamo like some sort of anagram name jumble and they are really the same company? Do flirtashis little boys come with every car rental???

OH and like this!

Like, lesbeein peeps? is this what bi Grrrlz have been reduced too?

It's no wondir that so many sex fiend killers are stalking grrrlz on myspace i mean look at the ads they have the promote pedofeelia and beastyality! womern and sheep are never safe from the patriarcle dominaited society!

i am bi

xxx

sally glass

Like HI blog!

Did I scare you? Sorry!Like i found the SASSYEST video of Courtney today on boobtube like its from 2004 when she was at her peek of sassyness and she is in Toekeeyo singing my favorite song 'but julian im a little bit older than you'

Like Crotney has the best job ever because like when shes not chasing around stupid grrrlz with brokin beer bottles and doing pounds of cocaine she like goes on tour and gasps out sassy songs. she like alredy proved how talinted she is which is like why she doesnt even bother to play guitar anymore because we like KNOWE she can play awesome! Plus she is skinny and i think she is bi too like watch this sassy video and you will see what I meen about the gasping an no guitar.

xxx

sally glass

Like Blog,

What the f' is up with Britney Speers these days? Like I think she has lost parshil control over her brain due to that tight red Kablahblah string that like stupid madonna tied around her neck. I found this videeoe of Britknee on boobtube and like she is either drunk or stoned or dumb. hopefilly she wont try to make movies like Madonna because if Britt cant even play herself in a homemovie than we can be shure she is planning to star in the seaquill of Swept Away.

xxx

sally glass

deer blogg

im realy bored today and found myself waching about 2 hours of tonee poneeys and wigs on qvc and thank god they started hawking beyuty creems becuases i almost bough myself about 10 pounds of fake hair.

so like i desided to fuck with the operatirs and like so i kept telling them i wanted the face cream that was made from stem sells and they hung up on me. i had even less luck when i askid for the 'sweetnights semen cream' for your face. the lady was like what! and i said, you know, its like a fashil...but a fashil. my humor was lost on her i am bi.

xxx

sally glass

Hi Blog,

Like after watching The View this morning I decided that like the best thing for me to do would be to chew the cast off my leg so I can escape the perrils of netwirk televishin in paticuler morning television I meen Tony Danzig, c'mon.

But Barbra Waters and club chicken are just too much too take so earlee in the moring without cofee. Barbira made the mistake of talking about the Plan B pill in front of Elisabeth Hasselbeck and that sent the blonde al qaeda off on a tangent about rape, insects, and the exact moment when a life begins and the whole time all i could think of is how i would like to end HER life! Like does the relijous extreemist not know that there are plenty of kids waiting in kennels to be adopted? She obvioulsy never sat next to a kid in a restaurant before THATS for sure! She lost her lastt shred of dignity when like Barba W reached over and bitch slapped her right in front of Lisa Lobes WHO was wearing a meternity dress like talk about mixed signils!

i am bi xxx sally glass

like hi blog

so like i knowe you have been wondring like wheres sally been well i like got my computir taking away because my mom cauhgt me buying tapewurms online. like i know, why would someone as sassy as sally need to buy tape wirms online you ask.

since i broke my leg and have been forcied to do nothing but lie in bed and watch that angry boney transexuil jancee dickins model agincy show like i have been geting fat so i tried not eating but that didnt work so i went online to get some fen pen or efidrine but then i found a sassy site where you could by tapewurm pills and they eat you from the inside out and you lose wait! thats the most empowerid thing i have hurd of since paris helton stopid speeking to the press!

like my mom came home and went to get the mail and like when she pulled her hand out of the mil box she was covered with tape werms cause i geuss they escaped their pill to eerly or something so she took away my laptop, my treo and anything that gave off an electrigal signil so i couldnt comunicate with the outsde world which is fine cause the world is about to come to end end anyway from what sexy andison coper sayss on cnn even thouh hes old.

i am bi

xxx sally glass