Sally Glass - America's Favorite Pregnant Preteen!

Like Hi Blog,

Since like the summer is almost over like I desidid to review my favorite Rigot Grrrl albums that I listened too all summer long while I was holed up with my broken leg and lots magic pills.

So like my favorite albim is like an old one but old music is good because Linsee Lohan Sara Michele Duff we'rent making records then, musicians did. Bikine Kill is the most empowered riot grrrrl band and like they were the ones who startid the whole movement in seatile way back in 1990. Bikinie Kill was started by Kathleen Hannah, Kathi Wilcox and Tovi Vail who was also in Romey and Micehels Highschool Reunion and they took the name from a fanzine by the same name Bikini Kill.

They made empowered music on their own terms like they didnt play their instumints to boys standards so they kinda sucked but like in a good way like Sonic Youth. They dressed like Rhoda in The Bad Seed and like wrote 'victom' and 'whore' on their arms in lipstick but it was ok because most of the guys who went to their shows were fruits anyway so they could ask for it without worrying about actualy getting it.

My favorite Bakine Kill albim is: Bikine Kill: The C.D. Version of the First Two Records and it is sassy. The best song on the whole album is called Carnival and like Kathleen Hannah sings about the young grrrlz from small towns who have nothing better to do so they go to the carnival to try and win a Motley Crue mirror but like they get molested by the carnees who make them smoke dubbies. Its a sad song but its OK cause it only lasts like a minute and 54 seconds or something. Rebel Grrrl is another sassy song like the drumbs sound like a metal garbage can falling down a flight of stairs and Kathlien Hannah is stalking a sassy grrrl and wants to try on her clothes and take her to the prom. Very sassy!

But like the band broke up because Kathleens father Jack said he was embarissed by her and they if she didnt stop playing in her punk grrrl band he would have to stop doing his animal shows which brought joy into the homes of millions of americans. To make matters worse like Courtney Love punched Kathleen in the face because Kathleen said Francis Bacon was in the closet shooting up and Courtney called Kathleen rat face and punched her so hard she had to move to france where she has been undergoing fashil reconstruction for a while. Sad. Sad.

But Like Bikini Kill: The C.D. Version of the First Two Records is a sassy album so please go out and by it they are bi like me.

xxx

Sally Glass