Dear bLog,
Thankfuly like Mary Alice is going to live! After they wiped the blood and mustard and feathirs off her she like only had a few scratchis and like so none of the puffins that attacked her at the zoo had to be put to sleep.
So today we went to the mall to look for clothse for school which starts in like a few weeks and that sucks. We hated everything we saw because like apparently Madison Avenue wants all grrrlz to looke like fake whores, or Ashely Simpson, same diffrence. So we decided that we were going to go to the store that sells catolic grrrl school youniforms and like hack them up cause like thats what Courtney would do.
As if our trip to tha mall wasnt enough of a failyure like we ran into Rachel this bitche from school we hate and she started making fun of the fact that one of my legs is whiter than the other from that damn cast. like she should talk about fucked up skin tone she tans so much she looks like a rotisiree chiken so Rachel was like, oh sally like nice leg I bet the corps you stole it from misses it and I was like, oh Rachel nice tan I didn’t know you were a day laborer! she got pissed and like tried to attack me but I slapped her in the face with my saltid pretzel and me and mary alice took off running and laughing. Rachel is such a whore and like I hate her even more knowing that she shops at Claires Acesories.
xoxo
Sally Glass
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