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me and mary alice got the best dvvd from Netflix the other day called Kill Your Idols and it is all about the No wAve movement that happinind in new York in the late seventees and it was the best documentiry i have seen since JonBenet: Sad, Sexy, Six.

they interviewed the swans and glenn branca and sonic youth and the most empowered woman on the face of the earth next to Courtney and that is Lydia Lunch. she talked about her band Teenage Jeus and the jerks and like said how she liked to use music as a weapon and that her music was to divide the sane people from the insane people who came to her shows. they showed bunch of clips from the Richard Kern underground nudie films she did like Fingered.

the documentary wass good until they got to the part with the newer bands who think they are carying on the no wave torch including the Yeah Yeah Yeahs and like if you like ever hear like Karen O in like an interview like she uses the like word 'like' every other word and like it like makes you want to like stick a fucking pencil like in your like ear or at least like hit the mute button like i did.

you would think that since shes 25 and old that she would at least be able to string a sentence together. maybe they use her head as the drum and thats why she talks so retarded...or do most people from Brooklyn talk like that?

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this Mcdonalds ad in rolling stone confusis me...does this mean that if Basquiat didnt die of a drug overdose he would eventualy die of morbid obesity? I smell Queen Latifa all over this one.

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I was just reeding online that Aaaron Carter and his feeansay broke up their engagement after only being engaged for like one week. Thankfully his chemical romance with Chinese rock is doing just fine!

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Like my 3rd period teacher is out sick today becawse shes been snarfing down that cow poop infested spinich so i canwrite you from my Whorizon Treeo.

i was at the mall this weekend today and i found the most empowered Crotney CD and it is Hole - The First Session and this is one of the best Hole cds becasue it sounds really scary. it was made way back in 1991 or something and like featured the original Hole lineup and they couldnt afford real instraments so they banged on a bunch of trash cans and garbage dumpsters and made this sassy cd!

Like its rumored that Crotneyu is giving up her court room performace art carreer and will get back to making music and i can't wait becuase if I hear Sherly Crow on the radio one more time I am going to hang myself with a guitar string i am bi

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i know i know, like what am i doing up so late wen i have to get up for school in like 6 hours? well tonite mary alice gave me some candy she said she took from her grandmothers candy dish but like failed to menshin that candy dish is elderlee slang for prescripshin bottle. no wonder why it tasted so awfull! so now i am like wired on god knows what and cant sleep so i decidid to draw a sassy new photo of me see:

now i am almost done rereading Edie which is my favrit book about sassy Edie Sedgewick like she was this empowered model who was friends with Andy Warhol and she spray painted her hair silver and she lived in a swiming pool and she was the air to the Edies ice cream estate but she died so she didnt get any money...or ice cream. sad sad.

so i am sick of my riot grrrl hello kitty themed bedroom and so i think i am going to have it painted silver. of course i have to do it on a week when my mom is busy taping her sad home decorating shows because she got super pissed at me that time me and mary alice were high on our meth diet and glued thousands of razor blades to my bedroom walls. i told her i got the idea from Hilde on Trading Spaces but she didnt care she had to hire a bunch of mooky guys to come in and scrape my walls.

she should know by now that i do what i want and if she doesnt like it she can move.

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sally glass

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like i saw the grossist comershil on TV today for female birth control that basically turns your vaginal davis into a wrapper snapper, you know, the dragon on the ice cream trucks that eats your garbage! It's called a NuvaRing...and its no ring I want!

Why would i want to dress up my business to look like a lamprey??? sereeously...

I was going to send them an email asking them why they want to turn vaginas into a one ring circus, encouraging stupid boys to jump through the ring of fire but they dont have an email so i will have to call them tomorrow.

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FYI... drama is busywork for people with no lives.

i am bi

xxx sally

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like school sucked this week but let me tell you how sassy i looked in my new Heatherette outfit!!!

my stupid mother had to film a segmint for her show in new york so me and mary aliice went with her because i thought i could get some sassy clothes there but like i was disapointed because new york city has the same shitty chain stores that we do in pennsylvania. i was so confused.

so like we sat in starbucks drinking 6 dollar mocha quiznos and i was like, ok where would Courtney shop and then it hit me! I grabbed Mary Alice by her swinging pigtails and dragged her to the Empire Stayte building to go to Heatherette and like it turns out Courtney and Frances bacon where there that same week! i tried on a bunch of outfits and couldnt make up my mind but then this sassy naked pink lady who works there said i looked fierce in all of the outfits and she gave me free champane so i bought everything.

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school sucked today they changed my schedule so now Christine L. aka Troll is like in four of my classes she is so weird.

she always dressis like a lime and tries to make small talk to me even though i call her a troll and i think the pony tail on top of her head is a bit too tight. In psychology class today out of nowhere she raises her hand and starts telling the teachir mr. foley that she saw a story on the news about a woman who lived across the street from a science lab that did tests on animals and the lady could see the sceintists electrocuting rabbitts...what the f' does that have to do with anything?!?!?! he told her to stop being disruptive.

so i just sat there and threw m&ms into her hoodie for the rest of the class i am bi

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sally glass

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i got to stay home from school today which is sassy because i got to watch tHe View in real time to see if Rosie finally killed The Blonde Al Qaeda but and like no such luck.

so i gues when i fell off the madona cross i made from walmart mirrors i didnt just only brake my leg but i f'd up my back too so i had to go to the cairo prackter. like i thought the back cracker was going to be some lecherous old man who got off on making me be submisive but i lucked out and got a sassy grrrl cairo practir and shes empowered because she is funny and she has sassy bleach blonde hair like me and im not sure but like i bet she is bi too.

so like first i had to get an exray of my back taken and that took forever because i had sudafed for brekfast and like i couldnt stay still so my quick exrays turned into a long photoshoot but the good news is that i dont have spinabifida like Mary Alice said and what does she know anyway she still confusis powdeered donuts with that weird birthcontrol ring ever since she played that game with her uncle.

and like the sassy doctir was like, sally, your back is a mess and i was like oh no and she was like dont worry because i can fix it. then she gave me one of those star trek vulcan neck pinches and i was out like a lite and when i woke up i felt much better but like one of my barrets was missing and i think she took it but thats ok because Courtney only wears one barriet anyway too.

now i have to go to the spine sister 3 day a week after school which is fine but my stupid mother has to drive me and like she always insists on talking to me its like if i wanted to talk to you i would have the partishin down woman.

i am bi

xxx

sally glass

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Today was the first day of school but like that’s not important becuse Rosie started on The View today and we all know celebrity culture trumps education in America right?

so like i rushed home to watch my tivo to see if rosie sat on Elisabeth Hasselbeck AKA The Blonde Al Qaeda and like no such thing happened though Rosie DID give The Blonde Al Qaeda her old lesbian wig but TBAQ is not going to fool us like we know she still hates gay people even if she now looks like one shes not even bi.

Like Rosie played nice with TBAQ and like they both seemed to bond over a really grose conversashin about baby scat and it was nasty. other than that the show was pretty boring like though they did give everyone in the audience a free cruise on that new giant crews ship that is bigger than the Crystler building so that should be fun to watch on the news when it breaks out with sars or the whole damn thing sinks.

what abot school Sally you ask? well like school was okay me and Mary Alice made fun of all the grrrlz who shopped for new clothes at Target like they call it tar-jhay which is I think French for crap which is what they looked like. I looked extra empowered in my Kimora Lee simmons clothes and like they even made Baby Phat plus sizes so mary alice could be sassy too!

I think me and mary alice are in a lot of the same classes but she got sent to the prinicplies office because she called one of her teachirs an ass bandit. most of my teachers are ok except my French teachir who does this weird thing with the chalk that looks like shes jerking someone off and my math teachir who is this old guy and I sware he is drunk he says that last Halowein his wife dresd as a bee and he said boo-bee! to her and like he thought it was funny probably because he was drinking

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Sally Glass

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i am like so sick of seeing grrrlz my age on myspcace portraying themselves as total whores like just because you have a poor quality dijital camera and a cable connection doesnt meen you should be posting pictures of your georga okeefe online for the world to see! nevermind the fact they are contibuting to child pornographer preditors .

but like dont these dispemowerd bitches realize that once you put something online it lives forever? for example noone will ever hire my for my typing skills after reading my blog...

being a fake porn star is over ratied i am bi

xxx

sally glass with clothes on

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like i read this story the other day about my new favorite show to hate The View of course i will always hate drag-tastic Nancy Grace more. but like this artecle was like saying the View is going to be evern MORE of a trainreck once Rosie gets there because shes going to open a can of whoop ass on The Blonde Al Qeada see read:

Commentary: What will Rosie bring to odd 'View'?

NEW YORK (AP) -- The idea Barbara Walters had for "The View" a decade ago was a multigenerational panel of women hosting something akin to Regis Philbin's "Live" crossed with ABC News' "This Week."

It was a great idea, and it worked for years.

But lately "The View" seems to be adding "The Jerry Springer Show" to its mix.

Where, before, the sisters were doing it for themselves, now they seem just a little too keen to do it to each other. In the process, they're tarnishing the series with discord, tacky behavior and bad hair.