Like hi bLog,
Today was the first day of school but like that’s not important becuse Rosie started on The View today and we all know celebrity culture trumps education in America right?
so like i rushed home to watch my tivo to see if rosie sat on Elisabeth Hasselbeck AKA The Blonde Al Qaeda and like no such thing happened though Rosie DID give The Blonde Al Qaeda her old lesbian wig but TBAQ is not going to fool us like we know she still hates gay people even if she now looks like one shes not even bi.
Like Rosie played nice with TBAQ and like they both seemed to bond over a really grose conversashin about baby scat and it was nasty. other than that the show was pretty boring like though they did give everyone in the audience a free cruise on that new giant crews ship that is bigger than the Crystler building so that should be fun to watch on the news when it breaks out with sars or the whole damn thing sinks.
what abot school Sally you ask? well like school was okay me and Mary Alice made fun of all the grrrlz who shopped for new clothes at Target like they call it tar-jhay which is I think French for crap which is what they looked like. I looked extra empowered in my Kimora Lee simmons clothes and like they even made Baby Phat plus sizes so mary alice could be sassy too!
I think me and mary alice are in a lot of the same classes but she got sent to the prinicplies office because she called one of her teachirs an ass bandit. most of my teachers are ok except my French teachir who does this weird thing with the chalk that looks like shes jerking someone off and my math teachir who is this old guy and I sware he is drunk he says that last Halowein his wife dresd as a bee and he said boo-bee! to her and like he thought it was funny probably because he was drinking
xxx
Sally Glass
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