Sally Glass - America's Favorite Pregnant Preteen!

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i got to stay home from school today which is sassy because i got to watch tHe View in real time to see if Rosie finally killed The Blonde Al Qaeda but and like no such luck.

so i gues when i fell off the madona cross i made from walmart mirrors i didnt just only brake my leg but i f'd up my back too so i had to go to the cairo prackter. like i thought the back cracker was going to be some lecherous old man who got off on making me be submisive but i lucked out and got a sassy grrrl cairo practir and shes empowered because she is funny and she has sassy bleach blonde hair like me and im not sure but like i bet she is bi too.

so like first i had to get an exray of my back taken and that took forever because i had sudafed for brekfast and like i couldnt stay still so my quick exrays turned into a long photoshoot but the good news is that i dont have spinabifida like Mary Alice said and what does she know anyway she still confusis powdeered donuts with that weird birthcontrol ring ever since she played that game with her uncle.

and like the sassy doctir was like, sally, your back is a mess and i was like oh no and she was like dont worry because i can fix it. then she gave me one of those star trek vulcan neck pinches and i was out like a lite and when i woke up i felt much better but like one of my barrets was missing and i think she took it but thats ok because Courtney only wears one barriet anyway too.

now i have to go to the spine sister 3 day a week after school which is fine but my stupid mother has to drive me and like she always insists on talking to me its like if i wanted to talk to you i would have the partishin down woman.

i am bi

xxx

sally glass