hi blog,
like i saw the grossist comershil on TV today for female birth control that basically turns your vaginal davis into a wrapper snapper, you know, the dragon on the ice cream trucks that eats your garbage! It's called a NuvaRing...and its no ring I want!
Why would i want to dress up my business to look like a lamprey??? sereeously...
I was going to send them an email asking them why they want to turn vaginas into a one ring circus, encouraging stupid boys to jump through the ring of fire but they dont have an email so i will have to call them tomorrow.
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