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what a day!

i was going to right you from school today but like my stupid math teacher makes me turn off my hello kitty treo before he starts class. like he doesnt make any of the boys turn off there nextel phones so all you hear is

bleep! bleep! yo dog you there...

bleep! bleep! what up g, in math class...

bleep! bleep! oh, my bad....

im like SO sick of walky talkees and timbraland boots. When did dresing /sounding like a repair man became cool? boys at school are such ass bandits!

Then after lunch which i didnt eat because it was "pizza" I ran in to Rachel The Whore who stoppid by my locker and was like 'Oh Sally you better stop dressing like JonBenet before some one comes along and chokes YOU...like in the parking lot after school.' And I was like 'Oh Rachel knowbody wears Ugg boots anymore since they caught that serial killer with the fetish for white girls with stank feet and no unique sence of style.'

so I come home and get into a screeming match with my mother whose is like forcing me to use that damn nuva ring despyte the fact it looks like vaginal lamprey and..uh..im alreidy pregnant!!! So off to my bathrroom i went to play with my new medicle bear trap and like i got it tangled up in my fetus so i just flushed it...the nuva ring not the fetus. SO like now i have to find ways to use the nuva rings so my pagan mother will leave me alone.

I disidid to give some of them to Mary Alice's brothere because he has a paper rout and like he ran out of elastics to put around his paper so now he can use nuva rings. I mean it makes the most sense because now the poor people he dilivers news prapers too can afford birth control and like stop reproducing in big lots.

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so me and mary aloice are trying to figure out like what we are going to be for Halloweene and like I was going to be marie antoinette but sophia coppola had to go and ruin it for me by making that disimpowering movie with krispy Dunce. me and mary alice saw it at the movies last weekend because it was the only movie her parents would let us see...probibly because its a bout a young girl who is married and has an affair and like ends up with her head in a bred basket. that movie sucked i am so sick of hearing strokes songs in movies and i hate listening to them and i am pretty sure marie Antoinite didnt listen to them either.

To get back at mary Alices overly christian conservative parints who insist on taking us tricker treating we are going to go as witches from Salem Massachusetes and if they start giving us a hard time we are just going to drop to the ground and scream that the witches are pinching us and point at them. the sad thing is that they still hang people in Masachusits for that!

sally

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i am sorry i have not writtin to you in a few days i spray painted my bedroomm silver because i thought i would make my own sassy factory like andy warhol but instead i got chrome dust chips on everything so my pareints had to have my room profeshinaly cleened and like i had to throw out all my Courtney Love posters. How disempowered!

I was watching law & order resently and like still no mariska! BUT the powers that be did like make me happy when they named one of there special victims Elizabeth Hassenback which sounds a lot like Elisabeth Hasselbeck AKA The Blonde Al Qaeda from The View. She saw the law and order too and then she went on the View with her chicken feathers all ruffled because they used her name. Maybe if she wasnt such a right winged religious fundamentalist cunt who force feeds her bullshit to the viewing awdience people wouldnt want to make her a victim on TV.

Like you know how they say all child molstirs dont have humps on their back and broken teeth and stuff. Well not all people with flippy hair and perky voices and cordinated hippy disco clown outfits are good...some are inherintlee evil like Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Jerry Farlweel and all the rest of them that preach hate with a smile. People like that shouldnt be on TV...unless they have a toe tag on. clang clang!

So like since Rosie sided with Elisabeth for some reason (you know Rosie has a stockpile of Elisabeth-look-a-like Barie dolls that she burns one at a time in her fire place each night) and suggested people Google Law and Order producers like I thought I woud do some Gogling myself and I have like compiled an empowered list of reasons to hate The Blonde Al Qaeda!

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I was just ansiring all of my fan mail and working on my empowered website when i found out the most grossist thing!!! like everyone knows that i am the most empowered Riot Grrrrl online but I am also the most googled!

i was checking my website reports and like they tell you what words people are doing searchis on to find your website and its so gross this is what people are googling:

- preteen xxx
- preteen pregnant
- preteen whores
- how to make meth
- preteen blog
- transexual
- preteen underground porn

and my favrit:

- i grabbed her pigtails while she sucked

I think i will like give all these ISP addressis to Dateline NBC so they can look them up when they do their whole 'to catch a predator' thing that they are obsesed with. I bet i get a reward! how sassy i am bi

64.78.155.100

82.146.56.97

65.55.213.34

205.188.116.6

87.200.49.14

66.150.96.109

218.98.195.20

74.6.70.51

60.28.17.46

66.102.10.136

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sally glass

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you know what i hate more than reality TV??? not much!

america's next top model...celebrity fit club...project runaway...anything with flavo' flaver spice. Why cant the tv be left to the profeshionals? I mean, like you wouldnt let me walk into a an acounting office and let me start competitive number crunchin would you? no. so why let people big on ego and low on talent get on tv and provyde 'entertainement'??? hmmm???

i think this just goes to show that like this country is spoiled...

i have been thinking about this a ,lot since mary Alice has been locked up in solitery confinment. like my grate grandparents came to america from a war torn country and like they had the REAL simple life...no power and like planes dropping shit on your dump all day long. So they came to america and had to work for everything they had. then they had kids because like fucking was all they could really afford to do in their free time. so like they wanted their kids to have a better life and they did and then those kids grew up and had kids and THEY had an even better life. But all that betterness has created a country where people dont have to work anymore and they all have a huge sense of entitlement. so like where as my great grandparents had to eat bugs to live its now novil to eat bugs on tv because if you eat enough bugs someone will give you a ipod or a cash prize.

what kind of message does that send to me and my frends??? im mean we are so spoiled that our wars dont even have to take place in our own country! how fucked is that! Wait until the day the wars DO happin here...how will like my generation survive? They all have amkneesha or even worse they never knew in the first place!

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like i got my new rolling stone yesterday and they put Fergie the super whore from Black Eyes Peas on the cover! just because i am bi doesnt mean that i wint to see some half naked ex drug adict slam pig playing courtney love dress up in a crooked tiara dirty underware and smeared makeup staring at me everytime i open the magazine to read last months news! its bad enough she knows her demographic is under 12 which is why she's always spelling out her song lyrics.

but like thats not whqt my post is about... my post is about an artikle i saw in the magazine about manorexia or emorexia or whatever they are caling it which is how stupid boys in fake new wave bands like The Killers are starving themselvs to fit into size 26 waste jeans...whic still seems fat to me! but the magazine and media think that a size 26 wasite is skinny so whaetever.

i think it is about time that boys have the same pear preshire put on them that girls have. and i love the fact that sports guys like david beckham dress up like a pretty prinesses so people will like him. i think posh spice makes him dress like that and not eat so this way she can double the size of her wardrobe because they can share close!

but what is really scarey is that people are attrackited to these super skinny men and women and thats gross because they bascilly have the bodies of 12 year old boys so that does that mean the people who fuck them are pedophiles and if so will that guy from dateline NBC be busting in their doors while they fuck and arest them? it happined on LAW & ORder when they took 20 something year old whores and photoshoped them to look like they were 11 and put them on some all-teen-all-live-all-nude-review website but they couldnt get arested because in real life they were old.

Sex is confusing witch is why i dont have it well only that one time and look what happined but what is not confusing is that Fergie is a whore and she even looks pregnant !

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I finaly got to see mary Alice today it seems her mother lets her out of the carrie closet long enough to go to school to be brainwashed as you can tell i am in a pisser of a mood because i got kicked out of civix class today and got detantshin.

Miss Faucee the civicxs teacher started talking about the North Korian missle business and how it was like a threat to the world and like the world confuses me so i asked her how come the US can have nuclear wepins but like north korea cant? She said they would use them on other people and i was like, oh like the way we did on japan in world war two? i also pointed out the fact that the president is a dick weed and that it is far scarier to me that an ex cokehead war dodger can have a magic red button but Sum Jum Kim cant?

she said the president was not a dick weed he is a nice man who does good in the world and i rolled my eyes so hard she was like, whats that supposed to mean? I said he wasnt a 'nice' man in fact hes a doosh bag. His 'efforts' to spread democricy through the world has only made the fanaticle most easily provoked group of people in the world who already hate us hate us even more, nevermind the fact he is setting a lousy example of what a democracey is by rigging the past two elections so he could win sending the message to teenagers like us that theres no point to voting because if its a joke now wait until they roll out all that e-vote business. most people cant even work their home entretainmint center and you want them to cast their votes electronicly??? and just think how much easier it will be for the goverment to rig THOSE!

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Since mary Alice has been confined to her Carrie closet in her parints Christian extremist compound I dont know what to do with myself. I was going to celebrayte columbus day by sending my nemisiss Nancy Grace some blankits with small pox but I didnt have any blankits so i spent the long weekend watching tv and making sassy drawings.

that retardid handy man from trading spaces ty pembington is on this show called Americas extreme home makeoveR and they find people who have had really horible things happin to them and get them corporate sponsoship so they can get a new home. usually they have a mother with 7 kids and diptheria or sickle cell and she cant work so they knock down her shotgun shack and build her a mcmansion which doesnt make sense to me because if she couldnt afford to pay the light bill on the shack, how is she going to afford the taxes on her new 34 room house???

last night they hadd on a lady from kansas who lost her legs in a tonrado when she dove on her kids so they wouldnt get crushed by their house. so tye pinkerton comes with 2,000 other handy people and they build her a new house and fill it with shit from Sears and the Home despot and Poverty bArn...i mean when you have nothing, who is going to complain about bad taste right? right!

the leg lady and her family also got a live concert from some famouse cuntry western musishins and they raised almost 250,000 for her which got me thinking...if these bitches can swoop into a town and build a new house in 10 minutes with corprit sponsirship how come new orleans still looks like a bomb went off in it? i mean, they only fixed that one block they show on the news, the rest is still a dump.

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i have an extra study period now in the morning because like i didnt want to be in gym. Stupid school kept trying to force me to take gym but like it takes me all morning to get my hair all sassy and dishovled like Courntey Love and I am NOT about to sweat it all out with some stupid boys under the rule of a maniackle lesbian gym teacher. they tried to make me play volee ball and i dont know how so when they hit the ball at me i took it and ran to the door and thrw it down the hallway. no more gym!

so like on my nevir ending quest to get gun crazy Elisabeth Hasselbeck off TV for good (no more the view, no more "style" network, no more vaginal wipes commershils...) i found this empowered site that is like taking bets as to when Rosie and Brabra Waltirs will finally have a momint of clarity and fire her.

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I am so pissed Mary Alices parints have grounded her because I was mocking there stupid religin in there house so now she has to go to her Carrie closet after shcool everyday and that sucks.

Like I think her parints are born again avangelical jews or something I dont know so like me and Mary Alice were in her kitchen having a snack and like I was telling her that I wwass going to make up a story to tell the principle about how Rachel the whore at school gives bjs in the janitors closit and Mary Alice was like Sally, you cant lie because when you lie you make baby jesus cry. And I was like, oh, we wouldnt want to do that because then his mascara will run!

Well like her mother was ease dropping on us and she came runing into the kitchen and called me a pregnant whore and told me to get out of her kitchen. I told her that wasnt very christian of her and and she yelled something about the virgin mary so I told her Mary lied! She startid throwing stuff at me so I left.

Later Mary Alice was IMing me from her Carrie closet which is secret room in their basemeint that has all this religous bs in it, crosses and chickin feet and stuff and Mary Alice is supposid to stay in there for hours at a time and pray for her sins like Carrie White.

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Sally glass

ps dont fear the reaper!