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I am so pissed Mary Alices parints have grounded her because I was mocking there stupid religin in there house so now she has to go to her Carrie closet after shcool everyday and that sucks.
Like I think her parints are born again avangelical jews or something I dont know so like me and Mary Alice were in her kitchen having a snack and like I was telling her that I wwass going to make up a story to tell the principle about how Rachel the whore at school gives bjs in the janitors closit and Mary Alice was like Sally, you cant lie because when you lie you make baby jesus cry. And I was like, oh, we wouldnt want to do that because then his mascara will run!
Well like her mother was ease dropping on us and she came runing into the kitchen and called me a pregnant whore and told me to get out of her kitchen. I told her that wasnt very christian of her and and she yelled something about the virgin mary so I told her Mary lied! She startid throwing stuff at me so I left.
Later Mary Alice was IMing me from her Carrie closet which is secret room in their basemeint that has all this religous bs in it, crosses and chickin feet and stuff and Mary Alice is supposid to stay in there for hours at a time and pray for her sins like Carrie White.
If only we lived in Salem massachoosits I could tell everyone Mary Alocies mother was a witch so we could burn her in the town square. Like I think all those fruity kids claiming to be pinched by witches were onto something!
xxx
Sally glass
ps dont fear the reaper!
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