hi blog,
Since mary Alice has been confined to her Carrie closet in her parints Christian extremist compound I dont know what to do with myself. I was going to celebrayte columbus day by sending my nemisiss Nancy Grace some blankits with small pox but I didnt have any blankits so i spent the long weekend watching tv and making sassy drawings.
that retardid handy man from trading spaces ty pembington is on this show called Americas extreme home makeoveR and they find people who have had really horible things happin to them and get them corporate sponsoship so they can get a new home. usually they have a mother with 7 kids and diptheria or sickle cell and she cant work so they knock down her shotgun shack and build her a mcmansion which doesnt make sense to me because if she couldnt afford to pay the light bill on the shack, how is she going to afford the taxes on her new 34 room house???
last night they hadd on a lady from kansas who lost her legs in a tonrado when she dove on her kids so they wouldnt get crushed by their house. so tye pinkerton comes with 2,000 other handy people and they build her a new house and fill it with shit from Sears and the Home despot and Poverty bArn...i mean when you have nothing, who is going to complain about bad taste right? right!
the leg lady and her family also got a live concert from some famouse cuntry western musishins and they raised almost 250,000 for her which got me thinking...if these bitches can swoop into a town and build a new house in 10 minutes with corprit sponsirship how come new orleans still looks like a bomb went off in it? i mean, they only fixed that one block they show on the news, the rest is still a dump.
i am bi
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