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i am sorry i have not writtin to you in a few days i spray painted my bedroomm silver because i thought i would make my own sassy factory like andy warhol but instead i got chrome dust chips on everything so my pareints had to have my room profeshinaly cleened and like i had to throw out all my Courtney Love posters. How disempowered!
I was watching law & order resently and like still no mariska! BUT the powers that be did like make me happy when they named one of there special victims Elizabeth Hassenback which sounds a lot like Elisabeth Hasselbeck AKA The Blonde Al Qaeda from The View. She saw the law and order too and then she went on the View with her chicken feathers all ruffled because they used her name. Maybe if she wasnt such a right winged religious fundamentalist cunt who force feeds her bullshit to the viewing awdience people wouldnt want to make her a victim on TV.
Jesus toting Elisabeth thinks that like "life" starts the second a guy dumps his junk in the vag so if she had her way there wouldd like be no morning after pills or plan b pills. If only her mother had a plan b....
Like you know how they say all child molstirs dont have humps on their back and broken teeth and stuff. Well not all people with flippy hair and perky voices and cordinated hippy disco clown outfits are good...some are inherintlee evil like Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Jerry Farlweel and all the rest of them that preach hate with a smile. People like that shouldnt be on TV...unless they have a toe tag on. clang clang!
So like since Rosie sided with Elisabeth for some reason (you know Rosie has a stockpile of Elisabeth-look-a-like Barie dolls that she burns one at a time in her fire place each night) and suggested people Google Law and Order producers like I thought I woud do some Gogling myself and I have like compiled an empowered list of reasons to hate The Blonde Al Qaeda!
Reasons to hate Elisabeth Hasselbeck AKA The Blonde Al Qaeda
1. Elisabeth Hasselbeck is a religious fundamentalist and opposes the death penalty and abortion because shes had bad experiences with both.
2. Elisabeth Hasselbeck used to live in Massachusetes a conservative state that hates spanish people...and brazillian people...and cambodians....basically they hate everyone who isnt 60 pounds over weight with a dunkin donoughts coffee additction.
3. Elisabeth Hasselbeck was on that stupid reality show Survivor: Australian Bareback.
4. Elisabeth Hasselbeck was stalked "by an individual or individuals who seem to want to do her harm" and the stalker failed to follow threw.
5. Elisabeth Hasselbeckthinks that like the KKK are a performance art group that entertain the poor and makes small yearly donations to them.
6. Elisabeth Hasselbeck is a republican and supports George W. Bush and like gave a speach about him at the 2004 repulican nashinal convent and said that she hoped he would "do something about those dirty people."
7. Elisabeth Hasselbeck regulirly entertains Ann Coulter and Kathy Lee Gifford and they sit around discussing ways to turn more straight men gay using only the sound of their shrill voices.
8. Elisabeth Hasselbeck named her daughter 'Grace' after Will & Grace and then posted the video of the birth of her lesbian baby on YouTube!
9. Elisabeth Hasselbecj is like against gun control.
10. Elisabeth Hasselbeck hosted a show on the Style Network because she has no real talent doing anything...at all.
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