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i am like so upset like i was just reading new YOrk post online and today they had Britney Spears, Linsday Lohan and Paris Hilton on the cover and like they were off to the Bimbo Summit and like I am SO pissed I wasnt not invited.

I mean im pregnant, i smoke, i flashed Courtney Love like then FELL on her and I am blonde...what gives...oh and I am bi. Maybe I need to be more quotable like Brittney "I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt" or Linsee "like Yeah, motherfucker, I’m fine" and Parass "OK"... and I was planing on having a good week too.

like hi blig, I hope your thanksgivinf was beter than mine!

i desided that this year it was my right as an aMerican to protest thanksging because the pilgrims stole america from the indians and i didn’t want to encorage other to steal large bodies of land so instead of eating my pagan mothers dead turkey I had a sassy vegan - emo - tofu - turkiey.

My mother said I couldnt have a tofu turkey at first but she changed her mind quick when we were in the grossery store and I screamed ‘YOU CANT…MAKE ME…EAT …COOORPSE!’ I felt empowered like courtney and I should have put my foot up on the produce counter but I didn’t think of it at the time.

So like thanksgang came and like my family all made fun of me when I cut into my tofu tirkey and the whole thing deflated like an innter tube so all I was left with was this fake brown looking type of skin thing. My stupid famlee wouldn’t stop laughing at me so i put the fake skin on my face and tucked my dress between my legs and danced around the dinner table saying 'precsious! id fuck me!' after my mother stoped my grandmother from crying she sent me to my room.

Holidays suck I am bi

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Like did you know that there is a new Caligula remake and like it stars Courtney Love and like when she used to strip at jumbos clown room i the 80s they played that movie over and over and like so by her reclaming that movive and making it her own is so empowereing. though im still not sure if its scripted or if like they just filmed a reality tv show at Crotney house....either way its sassy because everyone is bi i am bi

sally glass

hi blig,

Detention yesterday gave me and Mary ALice plenty of time to work on our fake menu for Troll's House of Nuggets and like this is whats on her menu:

Trolls's Classic Chicken Nuggets
Beef Nuggets
Clam Nuggets
Wildebeast Nuggets w/ Hoof
Tofo Nuggest (for lesbiens and emo boys)

and like all nuggest com with cole slaw and fries!

And we even drew pictures of the nuggets to make them more enticing to people so like we made 200 copies of the menus and Mary Alices brother put them in his newspapers that he delivers so now poor Troll will have people calling her house all the time looking for nuggets like that will teach her to get us detenshin. Oh and we superglued her locker shut to.

Sally...nugget free.

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i am thank god school is almost out for the day but it sucks cause me and mary Alice have detenshin again for torturing Troll because she is such a reatard.

Me and Mary Alice were in psychologee class MINDING OUR OWN BUSNESS when dumb Troll comes in weering a Britney Spears T shirt and like we just started laughing because...like its Britney Sspears! like Brotney used to be kind of sassy but now she's a fat breeding machine who sucks dicks on the internet thanks to her greasy cracka husband who put all their porno online.

so anyway me and Mary Alice couldntstop laughing and the tacher mister foley was like 'ok bitches knock it off' and we were like 'but mr folee her shirt is disruptive to the learning process' and like the whole class started laughing. Troll like turned three shades of red and ran out of the class and like when she came back she had her shirt turned inside out and she wrote "Ashlee Simpson Rocks" on it. so of course we laughed even harder because Ashlee Simpson is about as cool as floss even if she lets her fans decide what plastic sugury she should havedone on her face.

Mr foley was like 'OK you two detenshin' and like Troll didnt get detenshin and the whole damn thing was her fault so like me and mAry Alice are going to go home and print up flyers for a fake restaurant called The House Of Nuggets and put her phone number on it. that will teach her to be so lame!

i am bi

xoxo sally glass

and PS I can't sign my name "xxx sally glass" anymore because child molesters are typing things like "preteen porn, xxx" and are finding my blog and that is disgudting so i am going to post their IP addresses online later. ass bandits!

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I just saw the most horific thing on TV next to all that BS in Iraq! I snuck into my granndmothers house to steal some more of her prescrishins and like she was fast asleep so i scored. But like jeopardy that old show for old people was on TV and to my horor Nacy Grace and Carson Kressley were both on the show...at the same time! What are the prodicuers trying to do...scare the audeince gay than back to straight again???

Like nancy didnt verbaly abuse anyone but she did of course take the time to plug both her shows on CNN and COURTV and Al Jazeera and like oddly enough nobody menshined how she drove Melinda Duckett to suicide by badgering her to death on the air....probably because she threatened to put on even more eye makeup and speak more affected.

like hi blog i bet you have bin wondering where have i been for the past few days well like i went to new york to meet sassy courtney love!

I read on line that she has a new book out callid Dirty Blonde so i went to Branes and Nobles with Mary Alice to steel a copy and the sales girl who ccaught me was a riot grrrl and she was like 'oh too bad you dont live in new york because Crotney is doing a book signing tomorrow night on Halloween' and i was like no way!

So mary alice's juvnile delinqint brother drove us to new yrok early Hallowen morning so we could get inline and get the magic orange bracelt to meet courtney and like they were only giving out 300! but like thankfully there was only a 11 people there and a homeless guy trying to stay warm so me and mary alice got bracelts and hung out in the city for the day.

that night we got in the long line and like we didnt think she would show up but she did! This big black SUV comes down the steet and like comes to a screeching hault on the sidewalk and and like you heard Courtney yelling at someone 'I know how to park!!!' and like the door opened and her purse falls out and she started scooping everything up and sort of burned her sassy blonde extenshins with her cigarette and then she dropped the bag again and was like 'oh for fucks sake!' and she went into the book store while her assistant picked everything up.