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i am like so upset like i was just reading new YOrk post online and today they had Britney Spears, Linsday Lohan and Paris Hilton on the cover and like they were off to the Bimbo Summit and like I am SO pissed I wasnt not invited.
I mean im pregnant, i smoke, i flashed Courtney Love like then FELL on her and I am blonde...what gives...oh and I am bi. Maybe I need to be more quotable like Brittney "I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt" or Linsee "like Yeah, motherfucker, I’m fine" and Parass "OK"... and I was planing on having a good week too.
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