Sally Glass - America's Favorite Pregnant Preteen!

after about 45 minutes we got in thank god becuase mary alice had to pee and i was like hold it bitch! when we were getting close to courtney some nice lady gave us a post it and said we had to write our names on it so courtney could perosnally sign our books. when we finally got up to the booth Courtney was in she was smoking and said 'hi doll' and i was like courtney you are so empowered and i have been listening to you forever and like i am your biggest fan even still after you made that bad stevi nicks album and like i bought it anyway and like i have all the 10 dollar bio books about you that tower records sold and like i bought your guitar piakcs on ebay and wrote to drew barrymore alot until she filed those papers but i think she thought i was funny you know like the time you said tabitha soren smelled like pee and well theres a girl in my school who smells like pee and i pretend i am you and i kick her but then i got in trouble and the school said i was on drugs and speaking of witch i am glad you are not on drugs anymore because i couldnt understand a god damn word on americas sweetheart but like i listen to it all the time and i think my ipod is making me partially deaf and the doctor said that since i am expecting a baby i should fuck around with my health and i was like why courtney did heroin a little bit when she was first pregnant with francis bacon and look how normal she turned out even if poor kurt with no head went and commented suicide and i liked nirvana but not as much as hole and like i tell everyone who says you are a starfucker that pretty on the inside outsold bleach when they came out and that your music was always really better and people that tell me that kurt wrote your music i say no its the other way around she writes all HIS music and like well except for that song Old Age because you admitted that kurt really wrote it and like my favorite song write now is Life Despite God and Mary Alices parents wont allow it to be played in there house you know because of the whole god thing and like but i play your music all the time so much that my mother says my room is like a courtney love theme park because i have hole shit all over the fucking place and i ws like oh my god what a great idea an empowered courtney love theme park you can just imagine what the rides would be like you could make people get in a tea cup and spin around while someone dressed like you chases after them with a broken beer bottle or robs their car while they are in the park now that sould be sassy oh sassy is the best word and like i know there is a song on pretty on the inside called sassy and thats one of my favorite songs when is your new album coming out and will it have the remakes you did of voices carry or bette davis eyes because even though i wasnt born in the 80 and missed most of the 90s i still like old music because its much better than all of those fake fucking fake british fake bands coming out now like the Killers and I wish a hurricane would suck THEM away and speaking of sucking what do you think of ashlee simpsons new face you know even though she has had more platic sugury i still hate her and i think most people do too and like i like that letter in your book that the doctore wrote to you about plastic surgury expectations and stuff and like i know you have had a fuck load of work done to you face and boobies but like wine and or cheese you get better with age unlike madonna who really needs to stop prancing around like and old whore with that tiny voice of hers enough already and like stay out of africa already because those poor people have suffered enough already and they dont want to be flown to london to hear that terrible accient all day and like do you have a copy of your performance at the old vic where you dressed up like donald duck and sang miss elton johns dont let the sun go down on me because i have been looking for it on youtube and they have everything exept that and they have a really funny video of you looking like the wicked with of the west on the howard stern show you were in his bathroom doing bumps of coke trying to find you shoe and like i cant do coke OR meth anymore since i found out that i am pregnint and like i am going to name the baby ruby after that roling stone restaurant ruby tuesdays because it reminds me of marianne faithfull and she reminds me of you and though unlinke marianne who once lived on a wall for a year and a half because she was broke you lived on crosby street in an apratment with no electricity and threw all your trash out the window at people walking buy and i know because i baught most of that on ebay too with my moms credit card have i told you how painfully untalented my mother is like she used to host a tablod journal show on tv in the 90s and thankfully i wasnt around to bare the shame and like will you sign my book?

and courtney was like 'oh god, your that sally glass girl arent you' and i said 'yes will you sign my stomach' and just as i lifted up my dress i fell onto courtneys booth and mary alice took my picture and the security guard took my camera and escortd me and mary alice out of the store but like i got to keep my signed book and thats what being empowered is all about!

i am bi
xoxox saly glass