like hi blig, I hope your thanksgivinf was beter than mine!
i desided that this year it was my right as an aMerican to protest thanksging because the pilgrims stole america from the indians and i didn’t want to encorage other to steal large bodies of land so instead of eating my pagan mothers dead turkey I had a sassy vegan - emo - tofu - turkiey.
My mother said I couldnt have a tofu turkey at first but she changed her mind quick when we were in the grossery store and I screamed ‘YOU CANT…MAKE ME…EAT …COOORPSE!’ I felt empowered like courtney and I should have put my foot up on the produce counter but I didn’t think of it at the time.
So like thanksgang came and like my family all made fun of me when I cut into my tofu tirkey and the whole thing deflated like an innter tube so all I was left with was this fake brown looking type of skin thing. My stupid famlee wouldn’t stop laughing at me so i put the fake skin on my face and tucked my dress between my legs and danced around the dinner table saying 'precsious! id fuck me!' after my mother stoped my grandmother from crying she sent me to my room.
Holidays suck I am bi
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