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I hate dunkin donuts and the fat losers who keep them in business like if I see that FRITALIAN comerschil one more time I am going to choke myself with some Dunkin Munkins! But then id have to go there and that wont be hapening so I wrote them a letter and i even ran spell check so they wouldnt think i was crazy i am bi:

Dear DD

I find your new 'Fritalian' commercials annoying beyond belief. It seems the whole point of your campaign is that it is difficult to order coffee at Starbucks. If my 6 years old cousin can figure out Tall, Grande, and Venti, I'm sure any average adult can as well. If you really want to attract new customers, don't knock your competition, change your product.

I have tried your coffee in the past and the flavor is weak...nevermind the fact it is served at a mere 3000 degrees and can't even be sipped for 15 minutes. The other thing is that when I say I want my coffee 'light', I don't mean fill half the cup with cream and pour in a pound of sugar like most DD do. I don't need 1,300 extra calories in my diet each morning. And speaking of 'Fritalian', would it kill you to hire people who can understand English?

Seriously, people go to Starbucks because they want strong coffee fast. They DON'T want a volcanic cup of diabetes served by a 16 year old Ukranian runaway.

PS

The 350 pound John Goodman you have hired as your spokesperson probably isn't the best image to associate with your product.

Dear BLOG

I had Mary ALoice come over after shool today to take that new online hackers course i sined up for and since we both lost our liters we dicided to make smores on the gas stove in the kitchen and we were like horified because we found a pube on the stove.

seriously blog despite the numbirs on iraQ i know my parents to this day are still pro bush but cmon....i make mac and CHEESE there!!!! Im going to writew a letter to KRAFT!

hi blog,

I was just in myspace talking to my sassy out of trown chiropractheretor and I told her I would share my genyus with her and write an empoweredred Riot GRRRL song so here is one it is called PELICAN BRIEFS

oh pelican
so white and pure
i heard from the boys
that youre a dirty girl

oh pelican
so white like zen
i choke on my words
while you choke on sea men

nothing left to talk about
strawbery fields forever

I am bi

hi blog

i was reading online today that Lindsay Lohan is asking Al Gore to help her get conrtol of her public image and im confused. if he won the presdencey and still couldint manage to get to be president what hope is there of him keeping her out of page six???

if she was smart she should be in cahoots with his bitch wife Tipper Gore because she could lend Linsay some of her cencored black boxes left over from the 80s that Linsday could use to cover her crotch. doesnt that make more sense?

love you mean it

sally glass

hi blog,

i am in psychology class and the teacher is carying on about timothy mcveigh and suicide bombers and to be honest he starting to spook me though i would love to learn how to make one of those nifty suicide belts and wear it to meet gwen stefanni...the world would thank the fuck out of me for that!

so i am like on my treo and i found this clip from Crotneys new album How Dirty Girls Get Clean and its called PCH watch:

Sally

like hi blog

Like I swear sometimes the media just makes shit up. Like Courtney is on tour promoting her sassy scrap booke Dirty Blonde and like suposidly she gave an intervew said a Prince Andrew showed up at her door in the middle of the night for a booty call. She wasnt intrested so she like made him tea and crumpets or whatever the fuck british people eat that makes their teeth look like theyve been gnawing on limestone. Makes NO sence!

Seriously, look at the picture...if they went on a date the townspeople would be chasing him with torches to save her.

xxxSally