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Like I swear sometimes the media just makes shit up. Like Courtney is on tour promoting her sassy scrap booke Dirty Blonde and like suposidly she gave an intervew said a Prince Andrew showed up at her door in the middle of the night for a booty call. She wasnt intrested so she like made him tea and crumpets or whatever the fuck british people eat that makes their teeth look like theyve been gnawing on limestone. Makes NO sence!
Seriously, look at the picture...if they went on a date the townspeople would be chasing him with torches to save her.
xxxSally
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