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I hate dunkin donuts and the fat losers who keep them in business like if I see that FRITALIAN comerschil one more time I am going to choke myself with some Dunkin Munkins! But then id have to go there and that wont be hapening so I wrote them a letter and i even ran spell check so they wouldnt think i was crazy i am bi:
Dear DD
I find your new 'Fritalian' commercials annoying beyond belief. It seems the whole point of your campaign is that it is difficult to order coffee at Starbucks. If my 6 years old cousin can figure out Tall, Grande, and Venti, I'm sure any average adult can as well. If you really want to attract new customers, don't knock your competition, change your product.
I have tried your coffee in the past and the flavor is weak...nevermind the fact it is served at a mere 3000 degrees and can't even be sipped for 15 minutes. The other thing is that when I say I want my coffee 'light', I don't mean fill half the cup with cream and pour in a pound of sugar like most DD do. I don't need 1,300 extra calories in my diet each morning. And speaking of 'Fritalian', would it kill you to hire people who can understand English?
Seriously, people go to Starbucks because they want strong coffee fast. They DON'T want a volcanic cup of diabetes served by a 16 year old Ukranian runaway.
PS
The 350 pound John Goodman you have hired as your spokesperson probably isn't the best image to associate with your product.
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