like hi bulitin,

so i checked my email for the frist time the other day since a months and like you would not believe all the hate mail i am getting!

"are you fucking retarded"

"davey Havock is god, not a tranny!"

"your bad spelling makes me dizzy"

"sit on my face"

can you imagine? that someone would take the time to critique my spelling? first of all rigot grrrl rule number one is do not subscribe to the patriarcles male dominated society. no man is going to tell me how to spell, ill spell on my own terms and like isnt that what being empowered is all about?

seconf, i read pEople magazine all the time and thats how I found out that Paris and Lindsay are feminests because THEY dont subscribe to male dominate socity either so they spell words their own way, i mean Lindsays press releases read like ransom notes typed on a blickberry...see what i meen!

and brittney, well she's just a breeding hick with saggy teets who cant afford underwer. slut.

"oh sally, you're so mean to Brittney" well when you fall for the Garbage man you wind up in the garbage

hi blog

this week has been such a treat for you! two new songs from my froth combing albim "How Pregnant Vixens Get Bi" and like this one is callied "Christmas In The Closet" and I wrote it while spending christmas day in the closet at the waywar home for cunty grrrlz:

Christamas In nThe Closet

Id love to see the snow
I crave a big rainbow
Id love to see something
Other than darkness

Id love to see the day
When I go on a date
And live a life outside
Of the closet

Im hurt and i am bruised
An no one seems to be amused
That I set the couch and chair
All on fire..they were tacky

Head mistress dont you see
I do not have speshial needs
I just dont belong
Under your fist, under your dress, oh I confess

Head mistress cant you tell
That my life is living hell
So why am I
In the Closet on Christmas

Let me out
Let me pout
Im all about
Freedom on Christmas

xxx

I am bi

sAlly glass

hi blog

so like mary alice has calmed down since the sally beauty supply scene and like we wrote this new sassy song today for my expermental almbum that i will only release on myspace called "How Pregnint Vixcens Get By" and like if Courtney can get lockd up and make an album so can i...i just dont need a musical dream team to help me write it, arange it, and produce it. this is the first song called "The Fetus"

Grrrlz can be dumb
They can be wrekcless
Thye can even pose nude
With just a neckless

My tea leaves say my lifes a mess
The balif says put on your dress
Im tired and i need a smoke
The inmates say my blogs a joke

And they call me a rich brat
And i say im misunderstood
My fetus will soon be a baby
And that baby will need a hood

That fetus will soon need a friend
That fetus will soon make amends
That fetus will soon be afriad
That fetus will soon be made

I am bi

xxx

Sally Glass

like hi bloog,

i am so annoyyid right now it's not even funny because i hate sally beauty supply for runing my day since i have been in JD camp for cunty grrrlz my normally sassy hair has gottin major roots and not good roots like Crotney Love bad roots like Tonya Harding so i called mary alice since she has a drivers permit now and told her she had to drive me to sally beauty supply to gett some bleach.

mary alice was already in a bad mood because her news years revolushun was to loose weight so she started getting that zone diet food delivered to her house evry day but today when the food came she ate all of the meals and snacks and disirts at once so she threw it up and was hungry again but had no food so she was really cranky so i gave her some chicklits.

what was my point hear...oh! so MAry Aliice drives me to sally beauty supplys and like the fat girl with the greasy perm who spills out of her baby phat jeans onto the floor was not there today instead they had some 60 year old queeny Fay Ray behind the counter and i was like 'hi i need blonde hair' and he was like 'ask gaaawd little girl' and i was like 'no man, serioussly, i need hair bleach for my Tonya roots' and he was like 'it will hurt your baby' so i started to go into this long winded story about my meth lab and the spray paint and the capri sun and vodka and the JD school for cunty girls and how my doomed fetus didn't stand a chance when mary Alice screams at the man "FAGATHA CHRISTY! GIVE THE BITCH HER BLEACH!" It was SO empowered!

so i told him what i needed and sweeny todd nervusly gathered it all up for me and sent us on our way and thank god he didnt call the mall "police" becuasue I am on prohibition for like 6 months and i would have been sent back to girl jail.

so i drew this sassy photo of my bleaching my hair and mary alice being bitter

xoxo

Sally Glass - Ex shopper at Sally Beauty Supply

like hi blog

im trying to get mysefl sycked up for detenshin so like i signed on too insint messanger and like theres nobody there so i sign onto my other name...and theyre all there! my friends are totily hiding from me!

who am i suposid to talk to until 4PM??? and why are they hiding? i had a bunch of bad cofee in the cafe and smokied a bunch of cigareetsess and did some sudafid lines and i am dtying to tell my friends why i love Kat Von D from miamee ink because she is a roll model for girls who have big heads and talk like romy white...and like is linsday lohan really in rehab or is she just disorientated in mariott again??oh and did Johny Knoxville really use a folding chair to give Courtney her new face???

why???

I am bi and bored so IM me on aoil at sassysallyglass and i will share some more of my unstrung perals of whisdom with you i am bi

like hi blog,

i was in detinshin today and like kept thinking 'what would crotney do' and she would google herslef and like so i found a new Courtney song called Pacific Coast Highway and its so empowered. like since i was just out of the JD home for cunty grrrlz i should write and album to but like her are the lrycus and the mp3

xxx sally

Pacific Coast Highway - Courtney Love

I knew a boy
Who came from the sea
He was the only boy who
Ever knew the truth
About me

I’m overwhelmed and undersexed
Baby, what did you expect?
I’m overwrought and so disgraced
I’m too ashamed to show my face

And they’re coming to take me away now
What I want I will never have
I’m on the Pacific Coast Highway
With your gun in my hand

I knew a boy who left me so ravaged
Do you even know the extent
Of the damage

My dirty little secret died
In between the sheets
And the promises that killed me
From your eyes

I’m bloody and totally bound
I don’t know what to do with my hands now
I surrender, I give in
I’ll kick down your door if you don’t let me in

And I’ve lost myself completely
I look to you, my true desire
I’m on the Pacific Coast Highway
My god how did you fall so far?

Your whole world is in my hands
Your whole wide world is in my hands

hi blog,

like happy new years and all that crap. i am so sorry i havint writin in you for a while but its hard to write whn your parints send you off to a jevulinile detention center!!!

see around christmis time me and mary aloice filed our cup with cheer, 3 parts vodka, 2 parts capri sun, and went to the town hall because someone said they had a live nativity scene and like we wanted to go and pet the newest jackass in townhall.

so mary alie tells me i should pose as the virgin mary so she can take a photo of me with her cell phone so i move the old virgin mary and i pose in her place and as she is about to take the photo the cops pull up and want to know why there is a drunk pregnant preteen posing in the nativity.

i didnt see them pull up and i got spooked and fell into baby jesus bed! i got up and i tried to tell them that historicly it's not too far from the truth and that Courtney said Mary lied anyway so whats the big deal. then the cop grabbed me so i screamed "dont touch me there!!!" hoping it would freak him out and he'd let me go but then he maced me so I spit my gum at him then he maced me again and i bit him then he maced me again and i gave up. i told him this is no way to treat a pregnant child for christsakes!

they arestid me and like my mother sent me to central counties youth center for a few weeks. but i am back now so here is a sassy picture of the renactmint of the wwf smackdown in the nativity.

i am bi