hi blog,
like happy new years and all that crap. i am so sorry i havint writin in you for a while but its hard to write whn your parints send you off to a jevulinile detention center!!!
see around christmis time me and mary aloice filed our cup with cheer, 3 parts vodka, 2 parts capri sun, and went to the town hall because someone said they had a live nativity scene and like we wanted to go and pet the newest jackass in townhall.
so mary alie tells me i should pose as the virgin mary so she can take a photo of me with her cell phone so i move the old virgin mary and i pose in her place and as she is about to take the photo the cops pull up and want to know why there is a drunk pregnant preteen posing in the nativity.
i didnt see them pull up and i got spooked and fell into baby jesus bed! i got up and i tried to tell them that historicly it's not too far from the truth and that Courtney said Mary lied anyway so whats the big deal. then the cop grabbed me so i screamed "dont touch me there!!!" hoping it would freak him out and he'd let me go but then he maced me so I spit my gum at him then he maced me again and i bit him then he maced me again and i gave up. i told him this is no way to treat a pregnant child for christsakes!
they arestid me and like my mother sent me to central counties youth center for a few weeks. but i am back now so here is a sassy picture of the renactmint of the wwf smackdown in the nativity.
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