like hi bloog,
i am so annoyyid right now it's not even funny because i hate sally beauty supply for runing my day since i have been in JD camp for cunty grrrlz my normally sassy hair has gottin major roots and not good roots like Crotney Love bad roots like Tonya Harding so i called mary alice since she has a drivers permit now and told her she had to drive me to sally beauty supply to gett some bleach.
mary alice was already in a bad mood because her news years revolushun was to loose weight so she started getting that zone diet food delivered to her house evry day but today when the food came she ate all of the meals and snacks and disirts at once so she threw it up and was hungry again but had no food so she was really cranky so i gave her some chicklits.
what was my point hear...oh! so MAry Aliice drives me to sally beauty supplys and like the fat girl with the greasy perm who spills out of her baby phat jeans onto the floor was not there today instead they had some 60 year old queeny Fay Ray behind the counter and i was like 'hi i need blonde hair' and he was like 'ask gaaawd little girl' and i was like 'no man, serioussly, i need hair bleach for my Tonya roots' and he was like 'it will hurt your baby' so i started to go into this long winded story about my meth lab and the spray paint and the capri sun and vodka and the JD school for cunty girls and how my doomed fetus didn't stand a chance when mary Alice screams at the man "FAGATHA CHRISTY! GIVE THE BITCH HER BLEACH!" It was SO empowered!
so i told him what i needed and sweeny todd nervusly gathered it all up for me and sent us on our way and thank god he didnt call the mall "police" becuasue I am on prohibition for like 6 months and i would have been sent back to girl jail.
so i drew this sassy photo of my bleaching my hair and mary alice being bitter
xoxo
Sally Glass - Ex shopper at Sally Beauty Supply
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