hi bliog,

like yay for Rosie! She bitch slapped stupid Elisabeth Hasselbeck AKA The Blonde Al Qaeda today on the view. First Elisabeth was carrying on about Al Gore's electricity bill because it is over $2,000. a month but the dumb whore failed to mention that AG gets his power from green sources then she goes on to say she doesnt care if Bush listens to her boring phone conversations about the nuva ring because the patriot act is just fine with her. then rosie said she doesnt know any better because she is so young. all this after Joy grilled the witch on how she could still stay faithful to the bush adminstration after all the lying about the war they have done including this new report that the depratment of defencse didnt want the media to discuss the soldires coming back from the war.

elisabeth Hasselebck is SUCH a fucking moron why is she aloowed to stay on that show? someone should send HER to Iraque.

i am bi

like hi blog

like i have no bin writing for while because I have been busy painting a lot of paintings for my upcoming art shos called 'Fetal Attraction' whcih will be sassy and I will post some pics later when I find my scaner.

i was just watching The View i tivo from this morning and lame Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the self proclaimed fashionista, had on this freakish pink dress that even Baby Jane Hudson would have passed on because it made her look like a maternity pixie on crack. I think she got hair extentions too because when the View started this season she had this weird lesbian haircut that I think Rosie talked her into knowing she would look like a moron and she did. Good one Rosie!

Anyway she confessed that as a kid she used to sneak out her bedroom window at night to give her high school football team BJs! ewww! No wonder she married Tim Hasselbeck that football player! Like that must be the secret to their marriage is keeping her annoying mouth stuffed so that hyper shrill voice can't escape!

then her dad called in and scolded her but said it was ok she was a slut because giving BJs isnt that bad because you cant get pregnint so long as she used her dental damn...and I thought MY parents were embarrasing!

suck on worst dressed grrrlz, suck on

xxx

sally glass

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you know you can send me all the hate maile you want about my bad spelling but like if Rosie can bastardise the english language on her blog, why cant i. she is a femenist too because she doesnt cave in to the patrical socienty and their stupid pelling rules.

Like hi blituin.

I am like sure you have hread by now that sassy Anna Nicole Smith is dead and like I think it totally sucks. Its too bad that her fake husband and part time laywer Howard K Stern killed her son with methadone, but like he get anna hooked on it too, and she dies, and he’s walking around a free man??? And like why did the nurse wait so long before she called 911…I mean when you find someone blue and choking on vomit, isn’t that a pretty good indicashin she needs fucking medical assistance?

What I don’t understand is that like if god is going to take a celebrity, why couldn’t he have taking Paris Hilton…or any of her equailly vile cohorts??? I mean she runs around calling people faggots and niggers and god takes anna? I am hoping that he is taking his sweet time with Paris because he has something really good cooking for her.

I am sad and bi

Xxx sally

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From Dateline Hollywood

Hollywood — Attorney Howard K. Stern has moved in with Courtney Love and taken her on as his sole client just days after the surprise death of Anna Nicole Smith. “I look forward to handling all life decisions for my new drug addicted and severely troubled client, as well as producing an exploitative reality show about her life on E! and allegedly fathering at least one child with her,” Stern said in a statement.

Love, the widow of former Nirvana front man Kurt Cobain, has struggled with drug addiction for the past decade while engaging in numerous embarrassing public acts, such as letting a stranger suckle her breast outside a Wendy’s restaurant.

“What I really need in my life is a wise counselor who will help me make better decisions, improve my public image, and lead a more normal, private life,” said Love. “I feel like I’ve found just the right man for the job in Howard K. Stern.”

Love added that she plans to actively involve Stern in raising her daughter Frances Bean, since the attorney has a history of helping with the parenting of clients’ children.

In a brief interview, Stern outlined his plans for managing Love’s career.

“The first step is, obviously, to get her a reality show on cable TV,” Stern explained. “Then people will see what a normal healthy, well adjusted woman she is. I also want to get her some press interviews while inebriated, because Courtney is always at her most vibrant and honest when she’s drunk or is popping pills.”

In the long run, Stern added, he thinks Love would benefit from getting pregnant with another child. “I don’t necessarily have to be the father, so long as the baby’s parentage is sketchy enough that I could claim to be its father in court,” he explained.

“It also might help Courtney if I marry her in a non-legally binding ceremony that will make her feel emotionally attached to me if she ever considers firing me as her attorney, but won’t compel me to help her if I ever get sick of her,” he added.

Some observers have expressed surprise that Stern moved onto another client so quickly after Smith’s death, and that he chose another troubled blonde woman who is frequently covered and mocked by the entertainment press.

“It’s just my nature to come into the lives of b-list celebrity women with lots of troubles and completely insinuate myself into their lives,” explained Stern. “I can’t help it. I’m a giver.”

hi blog

like i just got the sassyest news there is this guy on myspace who lives near me and he saw my empowered movie i made and said he thought i am a model and like wants to put me in thees underground films he does and how empowered is that! like I am going to be the nexy Lidyaa Lunch so i am going to meet him friday after school in the woods near my house for an audition and i bet i get the part

keep you posted

xxx

sally

Hi blog,

like I was just writing to bilitin on myspace evn though she never writes back. like i am in my computer elective class where they teach you photoshop and illsurtator and shit like that so I just made this empowered new photo of myself and like wen i showed it to my rat teacher she was just like...heavy sigh.

so like really loud so everyone in class counld here i was like 'I know you think im a mormon but howmany 14 yearolds do YOU know who can make sassy self relizesd computer art and upload it to their OWN server so they can post it on their blog, oh by the way, all from my TREO cell phone...hmm?'

she told me to sit down. yeah bitch, though so.

like hiii blooog!

i have like a spechil treat for you today, i know, youre like, sally ANYDAY you write in me is a specil treat.

but like so to keep myself out of trouble and the JD school For Cunty Grrrlz i made my mother buy me a new lipstop and so I can work on my sassy short film features and so this ins a good one and it is called "A Gift From God" and it is empowered because it stars me!

I hope you like it

xxx

sally

like hi blog

i just got my newest copy of Rolling Stone and i have not been this mentily traumatized since i read Susan Faluids Backlash! all these old 20 something year old guys in guyliner! uugh! my chemical romance, the killers, deathcab at the disco, and my least favorite simulated tranny daAvey Havok and his priscilla queen of the dessert shctick and his band, what are they called, oh, AFI... A Fruity Insurgence.

I find this whole movement of fake bi guys totily insulting to young empowered women because you kno that none of this is genuiune... just the by product of some frutopian stylist mega queens probibly from the Jancey Dickens Modil Agensee and they making these guys look like fem bots so they can get laid. its really disgusting especially when the posing looks like it took more time than the music making. now that i think about it stylists ruin everything like they are responsible for putting Crotney Love in shrugs during here Celebocity Skin days and more importantly they have flaunted so many shiney outfits and acessories in front of Gewn Steffanni that she has forgot what real music even sounds like anymore so she sits in the studio channeling the singer of Missing Persons to tell her what retarded outfit to put on next!.

i swear if courtney doesnt get off the john soon and get back to making music i am going to hang myself with a white faux leather stuudded belt from hot topic

Blog,

What the f is this all about???

COURTNEY LOVE NOT REPLACING KATIE COURIC ON CBS EVENING NEWS

Hollywood — Reps for CBS are denying reports that network president Leslie Moonves called Courtney Love to ask whether she was interested in replacing Katie Couric as host of the CBS Evening News. Couric had told US Weekly that Moonves called her last week to offer her the job.

It’s the second in a series of bizarre claims Love has made to US Weekly, starting with her allegation that “American Idol” executive producer Nigel Lythgoe called her to ask her to replace Paula Abdul.

However, some sources close to Love have claimed that Moonves did indeed call her. And insiders note that the CBS leader may be looking for a new female anchor for the news as ratings have been mediocre since Couric took over the job.

“He called and asked me if I would consider anchoring the evening news, but I was very confused at first,” Love told USMagazine.com. “First I had to ask him what anchoring was. Then he had to tell me what the news is. Then I asked him what evening is. Then I asked if he could score me some speed.”

On the surface, Love seems like an unlikely choice to take over the CBS Evening News. While Couric has been a journalist for over 20 years and is best known for hosting “Today” for over 15 years, Love is a former rock musician and habitual drug user best known for allowing a man she didn’t know to suckle her breast in a fast food restaurant.

But while Moonves insisted that he wouldn’t bring in Love for Couric, he told Dateline Hollywood that he is hoping to bring some “edge” and even “controversy” to the staid and low-rated evening news.

“Look at ‘American Idol,’” Moonves said. “They have a virtually incoherent, probable alcoholic as a judge on what’s supposedly a respectable music competition. So I wouldn’t rule out putting an incoherent drug addicted slut on what’s supposedly a respectable news show.

“However,” he added, “we are in no way considering taking Katie Couric off of the CBS Evening News. Ms. Love’s allegation that we are is patently false. It would be more accurate to say that I called Ms. Love to discuss her anchoring the CBS Evening News on Saturday and serving as a substitute for Katie when she gets sick or possibly gets sent on assignment to Iraq for a long, long time.”