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like i have no bin writing for while because I have been busy painting a lot of paintings for my upcoming art shos called 'Fetal Attraction' whcih will be sassy and I will post some pics later when I find my scaner.
i was just watching The View i tivo from this morning and lame Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the self proclaimed fashionista, had on this freakish pink dress that even Baby Jane Hudson would have passed on because it made her look like a maternity pixie on crack. I think she got hair extentions too because when the View started this season she had this weird lesbian haircut that I think Rosie talked her into knowing she would look like a moron and she did. Good one Rosie!
Anyway she confessed that as a kid she used to sneak out her bedroom window at night to give her high school football team BJs! ewww! No wonder she married Tim Hasselbeck that football player! Like that must be the secret to their marriage is keeping her annoying mouth stuffed so that hyper shrill voice can't escape!
then her dad called in and scolded her but said it was ok she was a slut because giving BJs isnt that bad because you cant get pregnint so long as she used her dental damn...and I thought MY parents were embarrasing!
suck on worst dressed grrrlz, suck on
xxx
sally glass
ps
you know you can send me all the hate maile you want about my bad spelling but like if Rosie can bastardise the english language on her blog, why cant i. she is a femenist too because she doesnt cave in to the patrical socienty and their stupid pelling rules.
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