hi bullitin,

like i nevrr undrstand why you dont write me bak on here like its not like i dont give you plenty of attenshin for fucks sake.

so i cant find mary alice anywhere and its starting to freak me out i told her about that praty i went to in LA where drew barrismore threw this fake 80s prom and like Courtney and the Olson Monkeys and Amy Winebox were there and like i kept losing them because they are so skinny that if they walk behind a tree or some other thin objeckt like they totally disapear and i was telling dr lila all of this until she rudely deltd my comints excuse you rude!

so i came back and was telling mary alicehow i threw mary kare olsins purse in th pool when she randomly fell asleep and the whole purse started to foam and smoke like some ill fatid scince project and like mary aloice was like well how do they get skinny and i told her that like everyone was smoking and chuggin redbulls and vodka and though they were skiny their faces were reelly haggard with smoke line and like in desprit need of moistuizer .

so mary alice stopped easting and startid smoking and drinking redbull and sure enough after like a few weeks she started getting super skinny bu of course not as skinny as me because no one is that sassy not even rude dr lilla and her sassy white hair. and now I cant find mary alice i checkd behind all of the ress out back and behind the rakes in the tool shed and behind the praying mantis in the gardin and i dont see here and of course her chirstian fundamental elizabeth hasselbeck loving parent are all like Sally wht did you do to our daughter now!

so after i explained that i was not the one who told mary alioice to make underground movies with her funny uncle and i was not that one who told mary aloice about the street walking diet that she was empowered and did those things on her own terms because thats is like what being epomwered is all about.

but they werent buying it and were still like wheres my daughter and i was like I DONT KNOW DID YOU SEND HER TO FUCKING JESIS CAMP AGAIN??? and they tried to make me atone and startid shoving me into the Carrie closit and I was like fuck that shit bitchs! and ran out and now so here i am trying to see if mary alice is online or something in one of her emo grrrl i cut myself websites and i dont see her so like madoinna, i dont know what to do. please help i am bi.

xxx

sally

eps

i forgot the to mention that some boy in rehab started telling me his gitlfriend is a vixen too but by vixen he meant she wore aberocombie and fatch clothing and sucked of his buddies and i was like thats not being a vixen thats being a whore.

like hi blog

did you just hear that loud cliking noise? that was the colectiv sound of everyone in america changing the chanele now that Rosie is not on the View anymore. like its back to conversashins about pet dogs and elizabeths lonly tea parties in the park with her offspring and barbra walters will think shes adding 'edge' to the show when she says the word boob. like now america can go back to pretending there is no war and elizabeth can carry on about how great bush is and all the war really needs is a little more time.

tv sucks

like dr lila is pissed whwn she cant find her drink tikits

like hey bitchs,

like you would not believ the shit i hav been going though like i am back in the waywerd school for cunty grrrlz because my parints caught me having sex with m teacher from shcool because i posted my video on yourtube.

i was like doing good and stuff after chrismas and like i was like working on my new album 'how sassy vixens get bi' and like then we got this new art teacher and she was reallyn sassy and she looked like tracy lords so one day i asked her like 'did your ever hear of a theme park' and she was like 'well thats wehere im going stallion' and like i was in love. like she had sassy straight white hair like dr lila and she was like you can drive my car and i was like lets get smoothies.

so she envited me over to her house and she showed me her cd colecshin and her dvd collectshin and was like 'mu husbind is out of town' and like we had some clam on clam actions.

so like i told mary alice about it and she didnt pay much atenshin becuase she was onnthe new kriste alley donught a day diet an d even though Krispy Alie lost 75 pounds, shes still fat FYI. PS Valeire Bertanieeli your doomed. I mean, what do you do anyway.

So mary alice couldnt belive that the art teacher was into me and i kind of got ofendid because I was like look bitch im 5 11 and 95 pounds,uugh.

somary alice told maryalice that art teacher was coming over and she was like, oh, so rufis rarnwright of you and I was like hes gay,i am bi so mary alice sercty taped our home work seesssion and postidit 9n yourtube and now i am in theh school for cunty gir;s and my teacher will most likely be portrayed by kate blanchete or the horse whisrering nicole kidman who talks howmarliyn monrow sings and its sad my life has been sotivialized adn likei have to poeck away on my treo so i need to go to the linsday lohan schoolof bas e-e ettiquette i am bi