like hey bitchs,
like you would not believ the shit i hav been going though like i am back in the waywerd school for cunty grrrlz because my parints caught me having sex with m teacher from shcool because i posted my video on yourtube.
i was like doing good and stuff after chrismas and like i was like working on my new album 'how sassy vixens get bi' and like then we got this new art teacher and she was reallyn sassy and she looked like tracy lords so one day i asked her like 'did your ever hear of a theme park' and she was like 'well thats wehere im going stallion' and like i was in love. like she had sassy straight white hair like dr lila and she was like you can drive my car and i was like lets get smoothies.
so she envited me over to her house and she showed me her cd colecshin and her dvd collectshin and was like 'mu husbind is out of town' and like we had some clam on clam actions.
so like i told mary alice about it and she didnt pay much atenshin becuase she was onnthe new kriste alley donught a day diet an d even though Krispy Alie lost 75 pounds, shes still fat FYI. PS Valeire Bertanieeli your doomed. I mean, what do you do anyway.
So mary alice couldnt belive that the art teacher was into me and i kind of got ofendid because I was like look bitch im 5 11 and 95 pounds,uugh.
somary alice told maryalice that art teacher was coming over and she was like, oh, so rufis rarnwright of you and I was like hes gay,i am bi so mary alice sercty taped our home work seesssion and postidit 9n yourtube and now i am in theh school for cunty gir;s and my teacher will most likely be portrayed by kate blanchete or the horse whisrering nicole kidman who talks howmarliyn monrow sings and its sad my life has been sotivialized adn likei have to poeck away on my treo so i need to go to the linsday lohan schoolof bas e-e ettiquette i am bi
Subscribe to my sassy blog!