Sally Glass - America's Favorite Pregnant Preteen!

hi bullitin,

like i nevrr undrstand why you dont write me bak on here like its not like i dont give you plenty of attenshin for fucks sake.

so i cant find mary alice anywhere and its starting to freak me out i told her about that praty i went to in LA where drew barrismore threw this fake 80s prom and like Courtney and the Olson Monkeys and Amy Winebox were there and like i kept losing them because they are so skinny that if they walk behind a tree or some other thin objeckt like they totally disapear and i was telling dr lila all of this until she rudely deltd my comints excuse you rude!

so i came back and was telling mary alicehow i threw mary kare olsins purse in th pool when she randomly fell asleep and the whole purse started to foam and smoke like some ill fatid scince project and like mary aloice was like well how do they get skinny and i told her that like everyone was smoking and chuggin redbulls and vodka and though they were skiny their faces were reelly haggard with smoke line and like in desprit need of moistuizer .

so mary alice stopped easting and startid smoking and drinking redbull and sure enough after like a few weeks she started getting super skinny bu of course not as skinny as me because no one is that sassy not even rude dr lilla and her sassy white hair. and now I cant find mary alice i checkd behind all of the ress out back and behind the rakes in the tool shed and behind the praying mantis in the gardin and i dont see here and of course her chirstian fundamental elizabeth hasselbeck loving parent are all like Sally wht did you do to our daughter now!

so after i explained that i was not the one who told mary alioice to make underground movies with her funny uncle and i was not that one who told mary aloice about the street walking diet that she was empowered and did those things on her own terms because thats is like what being epomwered is all about.

but they werent buying it and were still like wheres my daughter and i was like I DONT KNOW DID YOU SEND HER TO FUCKING JESIS CAMP AGAIN??? and they tried to make me atone and startid shoving me into the Carrie closit and I was like fuck that shit bitchs! and ran out and now so here i am trying to see if mary alice is online or something in one of her emo grrrl i cut myself websites and i dont see her so like madoinna, i dont know what to do. please help i am bi.

xxx

sally

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i forgot the to mention that some boy in rehab started telling me his gitlfriend is a vixen too but by vixen he meant she wore aberocombie and fatch clothing and sucked of his buddies and i was like thats not being a vixen thats being a whore.