like I am on a roll tonight bulitin my key diet has me extra peppy.
so i was just over on the rigot grrrl site and i was telling those bitches how much i hate avril levine and that as much as she would like to play dress up in hot topic she is about as punk as a william Sonoma catalogue and i hate her. i mean can she really get the Cristina Aquiliauqailia hair extenshins, have some swank photog shoot her wedding, run the lame pictures in Vantee Fair and still pretend that 1. she rocks 2. anyone cares and 3. she's punk??
and her twink tastic husband? puh-lease! before i lost mary alice her fruity brother craig was showing us some indy porn of him and the other twinks having a snake jamboree and then it became clear as to why he was covering Micheal Jakson songs. see, its all clear now!
BUT BACK TO DUMBASS, oops caps, i am sick of seeing her stare back at me from all these myspace ads with those black eyes that look like shes staring though a charred log i mean edie sejwick did that look first 70 years ago and she did it way better than fuciking bitterness barbie here.
ugh
wheres my key
xxx
sally glass
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