hi blog,
like i have still not heard or seen of mary alice and i am like starting to get worried i had my witchy mother drive me over to her house to expliain to Mary Aloices christian fundamentalist parints that 1. i am not a whore and 2. i will not be the devils playtoy for getting prgnint at 15 and 3. I DONT KNOW WHERE FUCKING MARY ALOICE IS AND I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH HER DISAPIRINCE...this time...for fucks sake.
after they prayid for our sins me and my mother left and she said now she sees why mary alice is so f'd up and i was like yeah! what do you expect from the Elizabeth Hasselbeck fan club presidents?
so we went over to mary alices funny uncles house the one that used to make all of those undergrund films of me and and mary alice dancing in his basement and like his sister anwird the door and was being shady and said he wasnt home but I knew he was because he never goes out so i forcid myway into the house and he was laying on his bed with a t shirt over his face and i was like 'where's mary alice' and he didnt say anything. his sister grabbed me and pulled meout of the room and said not to bother him because he was 'playing ostridge'. creepy!
so i sat on the couch telling her that mary aloice was missing and like her funny uncle would run from one door way to the other caover most of his face except his eyes and it spooked me so we left amd we still dont know where mary alice is.
so i was on myspace the other day and like i found sassy crotneys home page and like i sent her a freind request but she probabliyly wont except it because i fell on her at that book signing when i pulled my dress over my head and askid her to sign my empowird stomach and like her new album isnt coming out until winter and i cant wait that long.
is this some sort of bad carma? no mary alice? no knew crotney music? what the f.
i think ill right dr. lila a bi love letter.
xxx
sally
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