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did you like my sassy compisishin of course you do who doesnt love fetus siameese twins right? so spoking of the fantasticle festus i went to the Bodies exhibit this weekend in Pittsburhg and I can tell why they call it Pittsburg.
the exhibit was sort of cool, like a walking tour through Jefferey Dahmers snack buffet and i learned two things 1 i need to quit smoking because gray lungs are SO disempowered and i dont want that and even Courtney is on the news because she is quitting smoking because they found a pollock in her throat and 2 a pet fetus is way more fun than a pet rock.
see after they show you dead body dead body dead body for two hours i found this sign that said 'if sassy little fetuses in jars freak you out dont go in this room' so like alice at wonderland i dove through the door and there were sassy fetusts everywhere and like all those pro life propaganda people you see online are so full of shit. they have these posters of like, a two year old covered in blood crying and they are impying that that two year old is an eight week fetus well let me tell you i SAW an 8 week fetus and it looks like planters Mr Peanut minus the monocle and spats and walking stick. if someone suckid it out of you you probaibly wouldnt even notice so pro life people...stop your lies!
of course i was the only one in the fantasticle fetus room and since no one was looking i took this jarred fetus i named her Francis after Cournteys daughter Francis Bacon and now it is sitting on my desk as a paper wait making sure my love notes dont fly away in a brisk breeze.
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