like everyone knows i dont watch tv because i find all of those meninyne hygine product comershils disgustin and like the world doesnt need to constintly be reminded that grrrlz burst once a month and like the guy from south park says "i dont trust anything that bleeds for sevin days and live"...EXACTLY so they make boys think we are untrustwortyh.
but I was bored and put on the TV the other night and saw that stupid show with Ty Pembington call AMICAS EXTREEME HOME MAKEOUVER and i cant evin BEGIN to te;; you how offensive i find it...but i'll try!
the pretense of the show is that the AEHM team troll the Google and find some poor family that has 12 kids and lives in a mototr oil shantee or like some other family where the mother and father didnt feel like cleaning their house and the TV show, along with a SICKENING AMOUNT OF CORPORATE SPONSORSHIP comes in, send the disempowered family on a cruise while the AEHM knocks down their old roach motel and builds them a new ski resort sized house which the family will never beable to afford to pay the taxes on nevermind the utilitee bills...GREAT PLAN!
but thats not even the worse part! SEARS the show is hosted by that sun baked fake model cum carpintar from Trading Spaces Tye Pembington who has all the charm of an 8 year old boy on Red Bull. He cant utter a single word without screaming it and his body constantly writhes and shakes so much that you think cocaine will spinkles out of his ears at some point.
HOME DEPOT He is accompanied by a sterile bunch of focus group picked sidekicks to help him build the unfortunate familys a new McMansion: the pretty blonde lady with horsey chicklet vineers, the fruity interior designer who makes everything FABOULUS!!!, the bald Collin Farrell lookalike carpenter… all of whom do an excellent job with there affected speech and crying-on-cue blubbering!
LOWES Weekafter week they lift up dirty welcome mats to find the most poorest family in the most poorest towns in America and lay a big slopping bowl of molasses and sprinkled sugar on them telling them that’s ITS OK they had 15 kids and like and like ITS OK their kids had kids and all 35 of them live in one house and have spent beyond their means and now live in emotioshinal and finanshil ruin because in CORPORATE SPONSORED AMERICA, there is no such things as accountability so get on your DISNEY CRUISE and let SEARS, LOWES, HOME DEPOT, FRIGIDAIRE, VIKING, DELL, POTTERY BARN, GE swoop in and make it all better.
Insert finger, VOMIT!
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